Best Ands Poems
No Ifs Ands Or HyphensSome days are diamonds, some days are diamonds
Hey wait! Somethings wrong, each man is an island
What's good for some
Some fall on their bum
For me, it's diamonds, no ifs, ands, or hyphens
© Jack Ellison 2015
(Hyphens? Well it sorta rhymes doesn't it!!!)...
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Categories:
ands, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Ifs, Ands OrThe front of my building has bushes
But also unfortunate gluts
Of something invasive and ugly –
A mountain of cigarette butts.
I’ve never seen somebody toss one –
I doubt if my tongue could be held –
For such utter contempt for the garden
Is certainly unparalleled.
Though smokers must...
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Categories:
ands, people, urban, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Rin a Mor Ands Snazzy Jazzy HouseSome neighborhoods have to have your color pallet approved.
You can have gray, tan or light beige, but no snazzy colors that moved.
Oranges and reds are frowned on, and purples are put in a sad place.
To mention the word emerald would be more than a major...
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Categories:
ands, house,
Form:
Rhyme
No Ifs Ands Or ButtsCertainly. There's lotsa stuff
that's no more.
Certainty, like death, is forever.
Change stops when you're dead.
Change does just that, keeps changing.
You can give up smoking
yet you can't give up changing.
Gave up smokin' fifty years ago.
Cigarettes, ash trays, things of my past.
There's something about ashes
everyone eventually ends up...
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Categories:
ands, analogy, change, death, humor,
Form:
Free verse
No Ifs, Ands Or ButtsLife should never include ifs, ands, or butts
Especially the butts, they're made for those who lust
There's something about anuses
Attached to gorgeous waitresses
Maintain your composure, remain calm you must...
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Categories:
ands, humor,
Form:
Limerick
No Ifs, Ands Or ButtsAn A.P.* who was filling in
To read aloud on Zoom
Just grabbed a book his own kids faved
And thereby met his doom.
The second graders loved it
But it didn’t make the cut
With his boss, because the title talked
Of needing a new butt.
The humor’s aimed at children
And describes,...
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Categories:
ands, books,
Form:
Rhyme
No Ifs Ands Or HyphensSome days are diamond, some days are diamonds
Hey wait! Somethings wrong, each man is an island
What's good for some
Some fall on their bum
For me, it's diamonds, no ifs, ands, or hyphens
(Hyphens? Well it sorta rhymes doesn't it!!!)...
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Categories:
ands, silly,
Form:
Limerick