Best Alf Poems

“Alf it’s dinner time!” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” she moaned, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the lawn and he was nowhere to be seen.
He was hiding, lying in the grass because he is bright green.
Alf chuckled...

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Farewell then Alf Mitchell - Or is it Warren Garnett?
Your death has us now parted.
And like Dandy Nicholls,
The nails in your coffin are now Hammered....

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Planet Melmack is a far away land.
Where alien life forms live.
Dropping through the roof one night. 
In a rocket ship made of lights. 
A family of four stood in awe
As an alien made his way to the door.
Living secretly in their lives 
he found a...

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A ll my life
L ife learnt lessons
F or giving our enemies always

A nd looking for the attentive calf
L ost  in the wilderness
F ound a Shepard and He's forgiven us

A ll humans are
L ooking for
F aith the substance of things hoped for...

A liean
L ife
F orce


12/04/17
WRITTEN...

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Ode to ALF for Laurie's sake
His furry suit awful and fake
Favorite snacks were feline licks
My knee-slap fix in EightySix
His favorite food?  Remember That?
Here's a hint...guard your cat!!


Oh Miss Ginn, Why won't you see?
The best invasion since E.T.
This space muppet show for Trekkie spawn
What if...

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