Best Aggie Poems

Dirranbandi Aggie

Agnes was a local lady, slight,
 who had a different view,
Didn’t trust no lectric light, 
might just burn her eyeballs too, 
fat lamp a...

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Twas maybe her pretty smile 
Her pretty looks intoxicating
The way she carried herself
The kind polite mannerism
That spake a good nurturing
That light in her pretty eyes
Her...

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A New poetry form invented by Aggie in Malaysia. She named it Chinky - My first try, and not a very good one. My gerund...

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I had hoped there would be a 50th class reunion for my class of 67.
Instead, I got word the other day that Aggie High is...

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The Totem      ©

The totem speaks of the tribe’s history, lore, 
deeds of courage
Animals, fish and gods
 carved in reverence,
from a...

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an argument ends
the clear marble shoots straighter
than the aggie...

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“She’s let me down again Clare Cox” the ‘missus’ fumed about her wayward aid.
Now with the job to do upon her own. For other arrangements...

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Boyd and I graduated from high school 
Then college roommates; we thought that was cool  
Texas A and M became our new home 
Bunk...

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Inside a cave lived the Stooges Three.
This was long before recorded history.
To make butter this morning, it was Shemp's turn.
Larry tickled him as Shemp shook...

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Won’t you please take me back
To the brown couch at my Gramma’s house 
With the big gold-framed antique mirror over it
And hand me Grampa’s old...

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Yashy and Aggy
They like to waggy
their tails
and they've got nice nails

Yashy likes mashy
Aggie likes Maggie
They both like Radi
And they both hate Abby :(...

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Agnes had skin old and saggy
Her eyes were dark and baggy
She pierced two safety pins
Each side of her chin
Which gave a lift to poor Aggie...

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