Best Advert Poems

Yes we don’t give a toss,
If your package is lost,
That’s logistics,
If it’s broken or bent,
Or has multiple dents,
That’s logistics,
If it’s fragile and breaks,
It was not our mistake,
That’s logistics,
Well you were not at home,
So we sent it to Rome,
That’s logistics!

So incredibly late,
That it’s gone out of...

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By Fatmir Terziu

What could I tell a Londoner about the Fatherland? The adverts
Are copies of the unscrupulous inscriptions in tombstones,
Just as we are copies of the bestial goods,
Of our egoistic laughable thoughts,
Like fortune-telling using broken coffee-cups
which contain pieces of the phantasmagoric fates of our fear,
The...

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Silence shattered, like your mother's 
favorite China, with a voice that 
is equivalent to a sonic boom.

No one's ever told you that your temper 
could cause such unrest, like the tides
against the adjusting position of Earth.

At first, they resisted, just like I did;
but then the...

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Come in, come in, how is your night, 
We have something you can’t resist,
Inside we can feed your cardinal need, 
We can satisfy your primalist wish,

Just see the Madame, on the way through, 
Then we’ll deliver a drink to your seat,
And we’ll perform on a...

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Bill: They call me Bill.

Me: Then call you Bill I will
but I will not I will Bill
and I will not I will not I will Bill, Bill.

Bill: Don't call me.

Me: I will not.

Bill: No, don't call me.

Me: Okay I will. 

Bill: So you will not...

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She
show-cased
stage pieces-
upon a grand 
scale

Renee Lalique (1860-1945) commemorated Sarah Bernhardt in  bronze medallion .She modelled
(advertised) many of his pieces in her stage-act....

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this is propaganda [eggs]
this is your brain on propaganda [frying eggs]
any questions? 
if you have any questions please provide your feedback 
at www.bbiswatchingu.com...

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In The Adverts the lines were catchy
But buildings of a glamour patchy,
Behind The Grand Pictures Cliff Builder:
Husband of Contract-Catching Hilda…

Smart-Eyed Hilda gets Forty Percent;
He’s Satisfied with Sixty Percent;
For one year, he won’t be buying her Gold:
No halting at spots the stuff is sold;
Once in a...

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