Best Abs Poems

There’s a former weight lifter named Greg
Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg
‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack
So his treasured six pack
Now looks more like a Budweiser keg...

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Amazing
Winner
Ecstatic
Super
Outstanding
Marvelous
Epic...

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My wife, she likes those six pack abs
But me, I've got a keg
She can see that thing anytime she likes
And I won't even make her beg

I see myself as a muscle man
I workout everyday
Watching Tv with my plate on my belly
And putting that food away

My...

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super
interesting
xylophone just cause

poop
amazing
cool
kinetic energy just cause

awesome
boots
super fantastic...

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Her abs are exquisite,
And how 'bout dat ass?
Her children are ranked
At the top of their class.
Her life's on display,
Seems that everything's great,
From cars in the drive,
To the food on her plate.
The lawn's nicely manicured,
So are the nails;
The business is booming,
Just look at the sales!

But inside...

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Deliberately Obt
use the abs of the urd
Siring the real list
We.I read
Stray to the ger
Free to the eek
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n usually under the
From the Abbey of the normals
Cor he puts in
well he is able
Always slightly O;;;;;;;;;;
.............................ff
Ooddles bitten
Take the O and the less too
k a break
Not the super gnat...

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