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Best Abbot Poems

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Putin V Abbot
G20-Blue

At the G20 meeting, many nations steps they trod,
where the Abbot in his Budgies,  tried to fight the Putin sod,
oh it came down to...

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Categories: abbot, adventure,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member Just a Few Clerihews
Warning, if you are under 60 you may not "get" some of these.

Mohammad Ali
taunting with poetry,
his opponents he'd zing
as he danced 'bout the ring.

Graham Kerr...

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Categories: abbot, fun,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member A Bit of Mid Week Humour
FRED

Fred the farmer he bought a new tractor
The milk maid he wanted to attract her
He said you wanna ride 
So she jumped in beside 
Said...

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Categories: abbot, humor,
Form: Limerick
Contract
Contract

In a little town away out west ,
the Contract was out,
 the thunderboxes best,
Tommy Bumble offered 20 cents a tin,
To take the human manure in,
With...

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Categories: abbot, adventure,
Form: Ballad
The Vampire Monk, Part Iii
III.
But I had a much higher purpose now,
damned or not, I would serve the True God,
for thirty years I served with my brothers,
upon a humble...

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Categories: abbot, change, dark, evil, faith,
Form: Epic



The Vampire Monk, Part Ii
II.
When the abbot came to the iron gate
he made no move to invite me in,
said,”I’ve seen fell creatures before this night,
you are a monster of...

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Categories: abbot, change, dark, evil, faith,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Busing Blues
I hate to see immigrants used as pawns,
driven in buses, dropped on people’s lawns.
It seems so easy to pontificate,
but sh*t gets real with people at...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abbot, immigration,
Form: Couplet
My Idiom Oneliners Part 1
Elsie the cow was slower than molasses,
that's why they finally decided to put her out to pasture.

With Stormin' Norman around you'd tremble with fear,
because all...

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Categories: abbot, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Comic Relief
The Keystone Cops were funny,
Chaplain, Keaton, Lloyd, and Fields too.
Laurel and Hardy, and Will Rodgers,
Were just some of the names we knew.


Who can forget the...

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Categories: abbot, dedication, funny, people, thank
Form: Rhyme
The Comics
The Keystone Cops were funny
Chaplin, Keaton, and Fields too.
Laurel & Hardy and Will Rogers
were some of the names we knew.

Who can forget the Stooges
or all...

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© Dan Cwiak  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abbot, dedication, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme
The Wind
The lonesome visitor approaches
With its thriving exuberance
With an infinite endurance
It meanders and broaches

It moves with blithe and glee
Clothing all that comes its way
Whether big or...

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Categories: abbot, nature, endurance,
Form: ABC
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This is a cliché. That's my name for an old aside or an adage here we...

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Categories: abbot, funny, nostalgia, parody, people,
Form: Prose Poetry
Simple Synchronization X
Weary weapons wearing writhing works wonderfully wreathed wigs...... Oh wow how magnificent the yellow radiance of a piece of straw. Leaning bending learning. Admire nit...

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Categories: abbot, baseball, bird,
Form: I do not know?
Whistle While You Work
when
when
I first 
stared at this
woman rocking
I wanted to start whistling






James Abbot McNeill Whistler
Whistler's Mother  { 1871 }  Wikipedia



Also Brians Strand's Entry 
Sequence Fibonacci...

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Categories: abbot, dedication, education, family, history,
Form: Fibonacci
Premium Member Stranger Than Fiction Part 1
My name is Tom Cunningham, I’m retired now but thirty six years ago I had a very strange experience that I have never mentioned to...

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Categories: abbot, religious, scary, world war
Form: Prose

Book: Shattered Sighs