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Bathrooms Poems - Poems about Bathrooms


Premium MemberBathrooms

Blessed sanctuary of all poos tidy bowl king is honored
9-29-23
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Categories: bathrooms, fun,
Form: Senryu

Mad Women Love Me a Lot

Mad Women Love me a lot.
That means nothing have I got
To things view from Worth of What,
Not spotless The-With-A-Blot…

From Mad Women lovers’ smiles:
Those who could like me walk miles,
Naked Ones glad about it;
To marry one digging my pit!
Years of disdain for bathrooms
But streets sweep with caring brooms…

God I bless for Pubic Hairs 
Ably screening off
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Categories: bathrooms, absence, humanity, memory, wife,
Form: Rhyme



Premium MemberIf Only You Knew How Upset I Get

If only you knew how upset I get,
going into bathrooms with just air machines.
I have not figured out how to wipe up water off the counter,
with just air machines.
I have not figured out how to dry my eyes,
with just air machines.
I have not figured out how to wipe a baby's butt,
with just air machines.
I have
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Categories: bathrooms, anxiety, baby, day, food,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberSeperate Bathrooms Over Sixty

We can still love each other, to our dying day. We can maintain some of that magic when things were new. Didn’t mind elbows in the night, or bodily functions to name a few. Waking up and admiring the view. Seperate bathrooms permit waking up and servicing the appropriate parts. Don’t have to be exposed
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Categories: bathrooms, appreciation,
Form: Free verse

Washed Away Bathrooms

No cement,
No bricks,
No magician's poles,
Bathrooms,
Became-
Washrooms!
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Categories: bathrooms, change,
Form: Imagism




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