Barkeeps Poems - Poems about Barkeeps

...Elvis the owl was singing in the rain His refrains were ridiculous. Gloriously with a snap insane! His boots would twirl as he sang of old Cowboys meeting up with an alien Who had a space hear......Read the rest...

...Kelso has a boat smeared to the gunnels, with cawk and greasy weeds. Kelso is old enough to be free of care, his dog don't care neither. At the prow of dawn he hauls dripping lobsters in ......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled: tongue in cheek humor cuz the following hyperbole from this pencil necked baby boomer without intent to badmouth, nor start unfounded rumor, who chalks, i.e. attributes gobb......Read the rest...

...Kelso has a boat smeared to the gunnels, with cawk and greasy weeds. At a prow of dawn he hauls dripping lobster, and their pots up the scummy steps of the silty stone harbor, pushing a bar......Read the rest...

...I'm a Piketown son who left his mum To sail the eastern shores Spent a year in Gloucester 'mong the barkeeps and the whores Then a man came 'round to Gloucester town Said boys I need a few......Read the rest...

...There once lived a man who smiled a grand smile and danced a tune so sweet, he loved the most beautiful of women and wrote the most real of poetry. He left the world listening to the hot wat......Read the rest...

...Glitterin' gold wuz struck along Alder's Gulch in eighteen sixty-three! Potential prospectors came frum as fer away as Knoxville, Tenn-o-see! Hordes uv soiled doves and gamblers migrated to the Gul......Read the rest...