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Funny August Poems

These Funny August poems are examples of August poems about Funny. These are the best examples of August Funny poems written by international poets.

Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic...

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Categories: adventure, august, fate, funny

Premium Member Born In The Dawn Of August
If you were born in the month of August
Be cool, be calm, be wise and be robust
Summertime is almost over
And autumn is around the corner

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Categories: analogy, anniversary, august, birthday,

Premium Member JUST AUGUST
Summer is ending 
hot days filled with outside fun, 
our sleeping in late. 
August ends our days off ~ done, 
back to school we must...

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Categories: august, day, fun, school, sleep,

I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage
This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
no matter figurative persiflage


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Categories: august, 10th grade, 11th grade,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: august, 12th grade, character, hope,

To all that these my words can reach
The weak, the strong, the poor, the rich
I want to let it known today
That I have met a...

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Categories: appreciation, assonance, august, feelings,

Premium Member Bigger than You Think
Bigger than YOU Think

The internet, 
is large... indeed. 
It starts here and never ends. 
It just starts over somewhere else. 

In the beginning AOL, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: august, addiction, allah, america, angel,

Premium Member Bipedal Insects
Bipedal Insects

I hate and hate and hate. 
I want to stop others from being happy. 
How dare they be safe, and well fed? 
How dare...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: august, africa, allah, america, anxiety,

Premium Member AUGUST ANDY

August Andy
Ate all the candy
That he got in July

All the chocolates, peanuts and taffy
Ate it up all gone, nothing left for October???

Written words by...

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Categories: august, analogy, candy, child, funny,


I struggle to make name,
Soon my name will be armed with fame
And if my fame refuses to be tamed
Feel free to...

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Categories: august,

Calender But Not Dated
Calender But Undated

Haha... In Australia, calender means fixed dates...
In Bolehland, it can mean to fix at a later date...

In case you are wondering what that...

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Categories: analogy, august, best friend,

Don't rush to wash off the sea salt 
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.

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© A.O. Taner  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: august, beach, beautiful, cool,

Still Of The Night
Here bathed under the flourescent light I sat alone....
Fingers moving rapidly to punch out these words...
Eyes focussed on the tiny panel of lighted words...
While outside,...

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Categories: anxiety, august, butterfly, cheer

Canadians -Senryu-
Love to play hockey 
drink bottles of ice cold beer 
Where's the bacon. Eh?
Copyright © Cynthia Jones 

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Categories: august, funny, imagery, inspiration,

Last June
Well, I’ve been lost in moments
     where not much was left to count,
While all the words of wisdom

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Categories: time, august,