Asininity Poems | Examples


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Premium Member I Traverse The Zenith

 Ever Upwards I Traverse Greater Densities
 Unto the Zenith, Up High, 9 Realms to Infinity
 9 Propensities and All Is Dust in the Twilight
 Now I Burn like the Sun in Hindsight,
 Zin Uru, Into the Oort where Sorrow knows Not My Name
 Not Thy Fate, for I Soar Unhinged like a Wyld Sage
 Into the Stars, Into the Beyond, I Tread Threads past Asininity
 through Valleys of Flowers Of Life and Infinities,
 One Step North, I Sail past the Simulation Code
 a Greater Equation, I Am      Forever Hasten Forth

Premium Member Let 'Er Rip - College Students Today

College students today are a professor's worst nightmare
   They come to class late, with ripped jeans and purple hair
Without a word of apology for interrupting what's going on
   They proceed to bury their heads in their infernal smartphones

Texting and tweeting and checking out Facebook
   They don't give a soul in the room so much as a look
While if asked to participate in an activity or discussion
   They grumble under their breath and commence a-cussin'

As far as breaks go, if they're given fifteen minutes
   The classroom's still empty after thirty; no one'll be in it
They regard homework assignments as affronts to their dignity 
   A test or an exam --- Why, that's a cancerous malignity

These arrogant airheads of asininity
   Shout down those not of their affinity
But come the end of every semester
   They all expect "A's" for their sanguininity


                December 16, 2018
      Entry in "Let 'Er Rip #2 Poetry Contest"
               Sponsor: John Lawless

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