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Aristo Poems - Poems about Aristo


Premium Member Aristo-Cat?
...My house is ruled by an aristocrat in the form of a petite pussycat. Clearly, from where I stand, I'm second-in-command. That explains why she's called "Magnifi-Cat"!......

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Categories: aristo, appreciation, cat,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Aristo-Cat
... Image 1. An aristo-cat sat Reading a book He wore glasses at that Right there in the nook He enjoyed some tea In a fine china cup As the clock struck three His tea he did sup ......

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Categories: aristo, cat,
Form: Rhyme



Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023 The following constitutes a rather twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE: I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... being overrun by teddy bears and bean......

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Categories: aristo, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Please Help Yarn Hexed Door Neighbor
...Please help yarn hexed door neighbor... Yours truly pinned down by invisible vestiges of coronavirus and getting attacked from angry plague of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn grossly misto......

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Categories: aristo, abuse, anger, bullying, character,
Form: Rhyme
A Growing Menagerie of Stuffed Animals and Beanie Babies
...A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies The following doth constitute combination of fact and fiction unfortunately not sentences referencing overactive spousal glute though......

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Categories: aristo, adventure, appreciation, best friend,
Form: Rhyme



Little Hole
...Methinks, who wanders after pint size toy To which Aristocrats bow in humbleness? Afore the little toy went to dance with the rough, Off the tee in bounces, unto the way unfair, Wrong way, or off......

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Categories: aristo, appreciation, extended metaphor, golf,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Heads
...I see, Aristo, you have put them to the test As they fight among themselves in the streets Gorged yourself on lavish cakes and fancy breads While the children of this city, have not to eat You c......

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Categories: aristo, abuse, corruption, discrimination, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
Our Politicians
...Our Politicians They speak like politicians And hold a great ambition. They think they are right And same speech they recite. They always gather for a bite Deciding who should start the fight......

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Categories: aristo, adventure, depression, freedom, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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