Aristo-Cat?
...My house is ruled by an aristocrat
in the form of a petite pussycat.
Clearly, from where I stand,
I'm second-in-command.
That explains why she's called "Magnifi-Cat"!...
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Categories:
aristo, appreciation, cat,
Form: Limerick
Aristo-Cat
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Image 1.
An aristo-cat sat
Reading a book
He wore glasses at that
Right there in the nook
He enjoyed some tea
In a fine china cup
As the clock struck three
His tea he did sup
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Categories:
aristo, cat,
Form: Rhyme
Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:
I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape...
being overrun by teddy bears and bean...
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Categories:
aristo, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Please Help Yarn Hexed Door Neighbor
...Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...
Yours truly pinned down by invisible
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry plague
of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn
grossly misto...
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Categories:
aristo, abuse, anger, bullying, character,
Form: Rhyme
A Growing Menagerie of Stuffed Animals and Beanie Babies
...A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies
The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences
referencing overactive spousal glute
though...
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Categories:
aristo, adventure, appreciation, best friend,
Form: Rhyme
Little Hole
...Methinks, who wanders after pint size toy
To which Aristocrats bow in humbleness?
Afore the little toy went to dance with the rough,
Off the tee in bounces, unto the way unfair,
Wrong way, or off...
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Categories:
aristo, appreciation, extended metaphor, golf,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Heads
...I see, Aristo, you have put them to the test
As they fight among themselves in the streets
Gorged yourself on lavish cakes and fancy breads
While the children of this city, have not to eat
You c...
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Categories:
aristo, abuse, corruption, discrimination, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
Our Politicians
...Our Politicians
They speak like politicians
And hold a great ambition.
They think they are right
And same speech they recite.
They always gather for a bite
Deciding who should start the fight...
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Categories:
aristo, adventure, depression, freedom, funny,
Form: Rhyme