Anuses Poems | Examples


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Premium Member No Ifs, Ands Or Butts

Life should never include ifs, ands, or butts
Especially the butts, they're made for those who lust
There's something about anuses
Attached to gorgeous waitresses
Maintain your composure, remain calm you must

Agree To Disagree

Agree to Disagree


It seems unfortunate to me
Those humans who seem 
To be lacking the ability to 
 Agree to disagree

You see they have to be Right
Therefore, they fight and they fight
Seems like such wasted energy 
To get others to concede 
And have them agree to think as thee

An Ego so grande
You must understand
Perspectives and opinions 
Are likened to anuses
Something I for refuse to be
I prefer just to have 
																																														                     

                                                              Sunshine Williams

Easy Money

Easy Money

Buy now, pay later.

You’ve got credit!
We’ve got debt.

Let’s swap.

It’s how we derive
With asset backed securities

For your house equities

To burrow into your burdens
Our financial inequities

Those company bonuses

As we put you into minuses!
Buy now pay later, so they tell us

Like what comes out of anuses.


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