the scurlcat is the perfect animal
it's agile, strong, and smart
it corners it's prey
and stalks until
it's opponents are tired
making them submit
to the will of the large cat
the ceiling is what they see
as they disappear into
the line of opponents that
have been outclassed by
the scurlcat
the scurlcat is native of
ghetto-citia
it is a wise breed
of cat
it's nimble grace allow it to outsmart, and often outclass
even the most
witty animal.
it is opponent to those
who is unwise to be opponent.
bigpawdapawneecatia
is scientific name
it is brown, black, tan, white, albano, yellow and red.
speak it as opponent and be ready to
be submissive.
" he laughed, trying to
convince me such an animal existed"
I was wrong to doubt his knowledge
as I learned, this thing was real!"
Anonymous Author
of well renowned paper.
George The Animal Steele
Back in the 80's in the WWF there rose up one out of the rest
A master actor with many children in which to cheer
Brought along his manager Lou Albano to the ring
Like a lone mouse in a heavy maze he was in such a rage
His long hanging tongue was very green like his insides so mean
Looked to fellow wrestlers like a chicken on a string
He often fought with the famed Jimmy Snuka
Chewing the turn buckles like it was his late night snack
Working for him would have given any other guy an instant heart attack
I guess you can say he was wrestling's Wavy Gravy
Although the many years have passed still having a reason to grasp
The real deal was none other then George The Animal Steele
I saw him at my old high school when I was a kid
He rushed into the ring and so often would skid
Touching the many hearts to his loyal fans
Often was quite hairy yet with nothing quite scary
He would grunt & grumble then stare at the crowd
We are still in a shock cause your theme was so loud
Proud memories of our past having so much fun that it would last
Steel is happily retired at the age of 79 but man did he ever shine
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