I wish I knew how to cheat, it's something I just don't know how to do.
If someone taught me how to cheat, perhaps I'd be a better liar.
If I knew how to be a liar, for sure I would know how to cheat.
I'm a compulsive liar, believe me...I am telling you the truth.
I don't cheat, I wonder...is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating.