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Flaming A-Aitches

I wish I knew how to cheat, it's something I just don't know how to do. If someone taught me how to cheat, perhaps I'd be a better liar. If I knew how to be a liar, for sure I would know how to cheat. I'm a compulsive liar, believe me...I am telling you the truth. I don't cheat, I wonder...is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating.

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Harry Horsman

Date: 1/19/2022 6:00:00 PM

Oh, so clever, Charles. And i'm telling you the truth

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/19/2022 12:33:00 PM

You have a classic ending line Charles. I only want to hear the truth. You have to have fun, especially with some of these contests sponsors are hosting. : ) Had to look up your title word and now I get it!Very clever my friend. Have a great day. Blessings xxoo

Charles Messina
Date: 1/19/2022 1:31:00 PM

Thank you, Connie...Absolutely, fun is a necessity around here (lol) Blessings xxoo

Gary Radice

Date: 1/19/2022 12:20:00 PM

"I'm a compulsive liar, believe me...I am telling you the truth." Great line Charlie; it's playing with my brain. :) Cheers - Gary

Charles Messina
Date: 1/19/2022 1:33:00 PM

Thank you, Gary. I tend to do that now and then...lol I appreciate your return visit. Cheers - Charlie

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 1/19/2022 9:31:00 AM

The last line has me worried. Wife or girlfriend? Trust this is a fun poem.

Charles Messina
Date: 1/19/2022 1:36:00 PM

You can trust this was meant to be fun, Victor. It started out to be serious, then, as I kept writing, it seemed a little less serious, then, I through a couple of more lines in to make it humorous (lol) So I don't know what to call this. Perhaps next time I'll have my coffee first before I write poetry (lol) Thanks for the visit!