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Limerick Teacher Poems | Limerick Poems About Teacher
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There once was a teacher from Crete
Whose foot size was very petite,
Well her students did plot
And to high school they brought,
Some shoes for oversize feet.
Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2014
Sending out exercises and instructions so sound
discipline and good guidance steadily going round
in times never to imagine
words linked back to origin
ensuring from grass root, Life's graceful path has been found.
Copyright © Funom Makama | Year Posted 2016
There once was a teacher from Trenton
who tried, but he couldn't keep his belt on,
His pants they would fall
on his knees he would crawl,
And the children, they all paid attention.
Copyright © JACQUELYN STURGE | Year Posted 2007
Misconceptions so often prevail,
They rob us of honest detail,
They clutter the mind,
With notions that bind,
Of the cleverest female or male.
We really should root them all out,
Removing the reason to doubt,
That the tales we are told
By the young and the old
Are really worth bandying about.
To tell you the truth I despair
At the apple that fell through the air,
And struck Isaac’s head
Releasing the thread
Of the theory of gravity there.
When Washington’s dentures you view
It’s simply not right to construe
That they’re made out of wood
For wood is no good
That popular myth is not true.
Michelangelo, its widely known,
Lay on his back ’neath the dome
Of the Sistine to paint,
Well that’s something that ain’t,
So the next time you hear it please moan!
Copyright © Neil McLeod | Year Posted 2015
The teacher was really fine they said
When Jenny Walker took him to bed
She gave him a knock
And a pretty big shock
But no more History entered her head.
Not an Autobiography
Copyright © James Andersen | Year Posted 2016