Limerick Star Poems | Limerick Poems About Star

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Guiding Star O'er Washington

I pray a  bright star will shine in the air

    O'er Washington to guide some wise men there

        Bringing gifts of commonsense

            And harmony to dispense

                To a nation that is in disrepair

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2011


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Star Wars Limericks

I write Star Wars limericks with aplomb.
'Cuz Star Wars is simply the bomb!
But they don't appear
On this nice website here,
They're at Starwarslimericks dot blogspot dot com!

No special effects there, I'm sorry.
A few pictures but nothing too gory.
I start at the beginning
And I keep on spinning
Retelling the whole Star Wars story!

Copyright © Jason Talbott | Year Posted 2011

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Wonderful Star

                                   There once was a wonderful star 
                                 Who thought she would go very far
                                            Until she fell down
                                         And looked like a clown
                                   She knew she would never go far
                                     She would land near the moon

Copyright © Cassie Smith | Year Posted 2012


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Star Trek's Star: Captain Kirk AKA William Shatner

Captain Kirk, an adventurous guy,
flew through galaxies beyond earth’s sky
on an old sci-fi show
which was canceled although
crazy fans would not let Star Trek die!

First for having the Captain Kirk name,
William Shatner achieved certain fame.
Illusions can shatter;
though older and fatter,
Shatner still is a STAR all the same!

* William Shatner earned both a Golden Globe and an Emmy for his quirky
role as Denny Crane and Emmy nominations until the end of the series
Boston Legal. Also he appears on numerous comedy and tv shows, does 
cameos, interviews, conventions, commercials, twitter, and book writings
and has a star on both the Hollywood and the Canadian Walk of Fame.

By Andrea Dietrich for Skat's Poetry Contest with Star Trek Theme. 
Star Trek Rules!

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2013

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Zebra Star

There once was a zebra from China.
Who liked to sing songs in D minor.
    His voice was the rage
    When they put him on stage.
He rode out of town a headliner!


For Deborah Guzzi's Limerick II Contest

Copyright © Jimmy Anderson | Year Posted 2011

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Strumpet Meets Star Wars

For trick or treating Stella the strumpet

Got dressed up as a butterscotch crumpet

     Caught his eye – Jabba the Hutt

     He had hunger pangs in his gut

No more strumpet; Hutt plays "Taps" on trumpet


*For John Freeman's Halloween Limericks Contest. ©

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Copyright © Carolyn Devonshire | Year Posted 2010

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Hedgehog - adult

I ONCE MET A MAN IN PORN WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN NO TWITTER NOR BLOG THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN

Copyright © Warner Baxter | Year Posted 2014

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David Bowie

This idol, this man holds a place in my heart. 

He speaks of Ziggy Star Dust and Major Tom, so I don't know were to start. 

He played as a king of a goblin land. 

Watching and listening to him makes me crumble like sand. 

David Bowie s melodies and performances are genuinely an art.

Copyright © Marisa Moynihan | Year Posted 2013

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Super star


Once there was an actor called Solomon” the Super star”
Demonstration of falseness and pretense for Oscar
A show of diligence
No show of dog race
Bloody, ultimately no gold is super star better hopeless star!

Copyright © POET. UNDERTAKER | Year Posted 2013

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Dream World Star

I desire to enter the light of the dream world Where everything has hope, so I may get the girl The stars all shine above Giving off a special love Nothing is as bright as the star that gives a twirl
Russell Sivey

Copyright © Russell Sivey | Year Posted 2012

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Star Wars



Just came back from a Star Wars viewing “FANTASTIC” now I understand all the hulaballooing It sure blew me away Don't know what else to say No words can describe it, my mind is schmoozing © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Pure Gold



A couple of months I'll be eighty-one years old This warm body of mine will soon start to feel cold Had a great life Not too much strife And this gorgeous specimen is still pure gold LOL

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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More Than Star Wars



Wish I could save the dream from last night A block buster movie, proceeds out of sight More than Star Wars My mind just soars How I'd spend my fortune, buy a country I might © Jack Ellison 2016

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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STAR

STAR


Twinkle star with light bright  soul
Have you changed your stellar role?
How I wonder where you went
When all your energy you spent.
Did you become a small black hole?

Copyright © Sidney Beck | Year Posted 2010

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The Shooting Star

Spishu,spishu the shooting star
Noisily flies across night bar
Lights life for split second
Then wonder if beckon
Which one is being called afar

Copyright © Sara Kendrick | Year Posted 2010

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Rey: A Star Wars Limerick

There was a woman who lived on Jakku, 

who lived in a robot and ate stew,

she met some droids,

and fought people on steroids,

and flew a frater too.

Copyright © Brett Estes | Year Posted 2016

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Star Whores

Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)

Copyright © Mike Youds | Year Posted 2007

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STAR 80

~*~ ~~**~~ THERE ONCE WAS A LASS FROM MANHATTAN SHE WORE PETTICOATS MADE OF RED SATIN FOR PLAYBOY SHE MODELED NUDE ‘TIL HER LIFE WAS VIOLENTLY SUBDUED AND HER NAME WAS DOROTHY STRATTEN ~~**~~ ~*~

Copyright © Warner Baxter | Year Posted 2014

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BRIGHT STAR

you have what it take
to bake a cake
you kept me awake
thinking of you
and all you do
no matter where you are
your my
BRIGHT STAR

Copyright © kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr | Year Posted 2011

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Honeymoon

There was a madman on the moon,

Got caught in an ecliptic typhoon,

As the moon charmed the sun,

And winked for some fun,

And the loon on a crater, a maroon.

Copyright © Fatima Ammar | Year Posted 2017

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My Contst Pom

Zip lining across the blue sky,
I thought I saw Miss Piggy go by,
wearing a pink boa, 
yelling out "amore,'"
realized now that pigs can in fact fly!



10-12-16

Copyright © cheryl hoffman | Year Posted 2016

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MADONNA

    
                           MADONNA                                             Limerick

                             Doctor told ‘Congrats Ma’am. You are pregnant.
                              Your heart beats go fast rapid and vibrant.
                                         News is great and grand.
                                         Go and tell your husband.
                              He will rejoice turning jubilant.
                                        
                             Lady replied ’I am not married.
                            Then how the great grand news will be carried?’
                                    ‘Fine. Go to your lover.
                                    He is proud father.
                           Bright green signal, not dangerous red.’

                            ‘I have no lover’. Lady had to sigh.
                            ‘Get up early morn. Stare at Eastern Sky.     
                                        Nothing to worry.
                                       Don’t be sad or sorry.
                           Bethlehem star, you are sure to descry.
 
   05/26/17

Descry Contest by rob carmack

Copyright © Anisha Dutta | Year Posted 2017

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Two Encores

Two Encores

Now please don’t think me a bragger,
But, I sung on stage with Mick Jagger.
There we pouted our lips,
and we wiggled those hips.

Two encores and Superstar swagger.

Copyright © Kevin Shaw | Year Posted 2017

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Reaching that level

One step to another, high is the rank
in a constant supply full is the tank
riding success’ bike
blessing on a hike
scent of my perfume spreads in every bank.

Copyright © Funom Makama | Year Posted 2017

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Glory from guts

Victory looms for the struggle to bask
overwhelming joy, someone will ask
happy moves to copy
the quest is now sloppy
as glory shines from a completed task.

Copyright © Funom Makama | Year Posted 2017

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My Ticket To Stardom



Live in small town north of Toronto Entertain the neighbours by doing the mambo Quite graceful I admit To watch, one needs a ticket My path to stardom will surely follow

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Kenny Rogers



My man Kenny breezed through five marriages Certainly not unscathed but with a few blemishes They certainly cost him Much to his chagrin But to me he's still a big star with lots to cherish

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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A Little Star Wars Autumn

I enjoy all four seasons to see
And yes, all the leaves that long to be
On the other side
Darth Vader resides
His light sabre destroys all the trees

Russell Sivey

Copyright © Russell Sivey | Year Posted 2017