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From The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand - E PLURIBUM ANUS


In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Minara excommunica
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him.

Copyright © Julian Bohan | Year Posted 2013

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Hot Damn

Retirement, aw yes, looked forward to this time A cottage on the beach, that would have been fine But instead here I am With you guys, hot damn! Greatest friends I've ever had, so sweet and so kind © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Youthful impatience at ATM

“Pensioners taking ridiculous amounts of time at an atm. Oh my god! Are they getting a home
 loan?!” Quote from a 20-something, Sydney, Australia, Saturday February 15, 2014

Why do this you old fool ahead of me,
Why aren’t you home and watching TV.
Not out here today,
In all of our way,
We’re in a big hurry, can’t you see.

They say that youth is wasted on the young,
Who’s heads are full of nothing but dung.
Speeding up their thoughts,
With no filters or clots,
Impatience comes free from their tongue.

Remember your words as you speed to your end,
When a lineup you’re in without a good friend
To be there beside you,
And help read the menu,
While a smart-ass kid has to rend.

Copyright © George Hammond | Year Posted 2014

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Retirement and the Mountains

Retirement in the Mountains

There once was an old mountain man.
He hunted and lived off the land.
He always felt fine.
When he danced in moonshine.
So he danced and imbibed like he planned.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 11, 2010

Poetic form:  Limerick

Copyright © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen | Year Posted 2010

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Still At It At 80

Believe it or not, I just acquired a new client Still at it at 80, something's out of alignment Should have hung up my mouse Talents have yet to head south So, long as I'm breathing, still working on refinement

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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There once was a ram who retired,
who really was terribly tired.
Having serviced the lot,
he should have have been shot.
But the gun thankfully backfired.

Copyright © JEAN MURRAY | Year Posted 2016