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That's Why I Love Democracy

           November is coming our way
      And candidates fight through the fray
                But one is unique…
                A Republican freak
        Who really has nothing to say. 

           Diplomacy’s his finest trait;
      Such humbleness no one debates.
               His point of view
                 Is ever so new;
       So calm, so serene, so sedate?

      Such eloquence ne’er seen before.
           His dignity all can adore.
               Few understand
             This wonderful man
      Everyone wants more and more?
     Be careful of who gets your vote.
        If he gets it he’ll surely gloat
            And gladly he’ll share
          With that comb-over hair
      That he just got America’s goat.

 Honorable Mention  6-6-16 - Contest by L. Raynes 

Copyright © Mark Massey | Year Posted 2016

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Ron Dump says he’ll destroy North Korea With finger poised, we have so much to fear He’s a power mad glutton With his hand on the button Will the universe still exist next year? BY JAN ALLISON I just hope his finger gets stuck Where his bum cheeks do tuck I don't live in fear Long as they're up there oh Don why are you such a schmuck BY TIM SMITH He couldn't have made it clearer His objections to North Korea Did his blow up doll fail At the point of his exhale Revenge is a good butt cleaner BY SEREN ROBERTS Ron's trigger finger is too quick to attack Mouth gets him in trouble for talking smack A rocket up his butt Another to his gut Should put an end to Ron Dump, the quack BY LIN LANE In the genre of equal time May I present my 2 cents and a dime Rocket Man's been coddled By Barack Obama's Bobble Now Trump is gonna get him back in line!!! BY CHUCK MELUGIN To the moon ‘North Korea’ the Rocket Man says I can press this button because I’m the Pres But his hands are much too small Can he do it at all? A comedic tragedy like Lucy and Desi Arnaz. BY WINGED WARRIOR Supreme dictator mad Kim Jong un shows off his massive hydrogen gun Donald trump wants to play time for us all to pray Irreversible act when they're done. BY ROY PETTS PLEASE SOUP MAIL ME YOUR POEM IF YOU WANT IT TO BE ADDED 09-19-17

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2017

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Guiding Star O'er Washington

I pray a  bright star will shine in the air

    O'er Washington to guide some wise men there

        Bringing gifts of commonsense

            And harmony to dispense

                To a nation that is in disrepair

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2011

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What I'd Love Now to See

My small way of showing anger for this year's circus of an election process: I recall when George Bush had to duck a thrown shoe, or he may have got struck. What I'd love now to see is some dog take a pee on that dump of a Trump. What a schmuck! for the the Political Ordeal Poetry Contest of CT

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2016

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You can't have one without the other

The concept of gays in a marriage
One side loves and one will disparage
But rule supreme court
And one side must retort
Justice just had a miscarriage

Author's note:  Regardless of the outcome from the supreme court, I happen to favor gay marriage.  There really is no other conclusion since we are a land of equal rights.  We should do all we can to foster a society without discrimination.  The arguments against these rights reveal a lot about certain people of religious persuasion.  It would be comical if it were not so sad.

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2013

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Why Hillary Should Wear Flame Retardant Pantsuits

It was as wrong as it was illegal
and may yet in the courts have a sequel:
  seems like the FBI
  thinks it's OK to lie
and deceive the American people!

             July 2016

Copyright © Keith Trestrail | Year Posted 2016

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Bye Gadaffi

Gadaffi!  That hole in your temple 
will put a full stop to your trample 
of the poor Libyans.  
So, now the Syrians 
say, "Assad, step aside; that's a sample."

Copyright © John Smith | Year Posted 2011

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A politician called Ronald Dump Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump At a peachy pert tush All his brains turn to mush His wife floors him – you should see the lump! Fictional write for fun 7th June 2016

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016

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Pocket Pool?

A political pundit with power
stuffed dollars in his purse by the hour.
When called to court,
he said “Why not, sport?”
My daughter’s in real need of a dower.

And, while running a nasty ad game
He cried out “Why I’m not to blame!”
He did it too,
So *crew to you!
And he rose up on a tide of acclaim?

Copyright © Debbie Guzzi | Year Posted 2010

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The Last Laugh?

Democracy now that is a laugh
When the voting is all stacked with graft
And I will give you a plug
If you punch out that lug
If you believe me you’re really daft!

You say you’re poor and you’re not real able
To put food and some bucks on the table
Just right say the rich
Starve and don’t *itch
Or drop by and muck out my stable!

Grad’s from Vassar and Yale all abhor
Those in Appalachia with dirt floors
But they own the coal mines
And their wealth is refined
They won’t mess up their minds keeping score.

You can’t get a real education
In this righteous American nation
Well go read a book
Or go shoot a crook
Rise to your appropriate station!

Copyright © Debbie Guzzi | Year Posted 2010

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Riding the Tide

                    There was a far-right Republican named Sally,
                    who watched the starlight from the alley.
                    Flat on her back,
                    along with her rack,
                    the walls were all chalked with her tally.

                    She felt so politically correct,
                    to the men who all came erect.
                    They screamed out her name,
                    without any shame,
                    to the woman they hoped to elect.

                    One day this liberal named Hank
                    stopped by to visit this skank.
                    Down on her knees,
                    she was trying to please
                    a man she had no reason to thank.

                    Not wishing at all to be rude,
                    Hank decided he wouldn't intrude.
                    He waited and watched,
                    the climax get botched,
                    then gave her his views in the nude.

                    She listened at length to Hank's pitch,
                    impressed that he wore not a stitch.
                     "I'll follow you down,
                      to the booth here in town,
                      as you finally convinced me to switch."

                    Hank couldn't believe his luck.
                    And the rhyme that I'd like, I must chuck.
                    He walked down the street,
                    parading his meat,
                    not fearing or wishing to duck.

                    The two of them drew quite a crowd,
                    as none of the voters were proud.
                    Those undecided,
                    so often chided, 
                    listened to Hank and bowed.

                    The crowd at the hall was immense.
                    Their clothes they tossed on a fence.
                    All in the buff,
                    proud of their stuff,
                    the voting was quite intense.

                    When the ballots were finally counted,
                    they all thanked the gal who got mounted.
                    She started the tide,
                    that produced a landslide.
                    So there was no need the votes be recounted.

                        Written:  11/23/16

Copyright © Richard Olson | Year Posted 2016

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Potty in Politics

The Congress it seems had no bathrooms. They just held it or country was doomed. They passed regulations for eliminations then out of both their chambers they zoomed.

Copyright © Dale Gregory Cozart | Year Posted 2017

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Bill (in) Hillary? A turgid question.
Monica eased prostatic congestion.
His Altoids improved the taste,
while her dress absorbed the waste.
Her mother kept the prized possession!

*For the “Political Woes” contest.    You can’t make this stuff up.

Copyright © John Trusty | Year Posted 2010

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The Rich Get Richer

So many crooks like old Madoff
From trusting folks they get paid off
The economy fell 
Yet their pockets still swell
and as for me, I am laid off

Copyright © Joe Inca | Year Posted 2011

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Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi showed she's totally unfit

   And cares about common folk not one whit

      When touting Obama Care,

         Said with her usual flair:

            "Ya gotta read it to see what's in it!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved

Source:  Nancy Pelosi's dumb statement at a news conference shortly after the Obama Care act was signed!

Entry for John Freeman's "Dumb and Dumber Personal Quotes" Contest

Tied for First Place.

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2015

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Main-Stream Media Have-A-Heart Trap

Each day foul critters infest our house
Though not by slipping in like a mouse
We just press a button
Or buy a subscription
To get news wrote or spoke by a louse

These creatures of the two legged kind
Try hard each day to persuade our mind
With sly information
That helps the causation
Of the falling apart of mankind

They tout the need for unearned welfare
Claim hard earned profits are so unfair
And granting amnesty
Is a good policy
Plus growing our debt is fine they swear

For those who work hard earning their way
Give what they can and put some away
Are sick of the slackers
Prodded by the backers
Whose aim is using half truths to sway

It’s hard to ignore those talking heads
But it’s not right to tear them to shreds
Yet there’s a solution
And with execution
We can spread liberty in their stead

We’ll put Obama pic’s and golf caps
Along with a taped speech that he yapped
In a human sized crate
Coz it’s time to create
A main stream media Have-A-Heart trap

Like it or not, these traps are humane
But anyways, we’ll have much to gain
So, once we have caught
All those who have brought
Disinformation causing brain drain

We’ll squeeze all of them in through a pipe
Along with politicians who hype
And immorality
Into a sphere of the livable type

In there they can tax to the extreme
And promote their harmful fairness schemes
But when they’re out of dough
They will lip read our NO!
Since their bubble is a sound proof dream!

Copyright © David Fisher | Year Posted 2013

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Neither a follower or leader be,
middle of the flock looks alright to me.
Leaders draw noses in ass,
followers spread bull and gas.
Both make money on their endorsed crime sprees!

*For the follower or leader contest.

Copyright © John Trusty | Year Posted 2010

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Answer Please

The economy's decidedly poor,
But the President's spender ain't sore,
He keeps spending our money, 
And laughs like it's funny,
What happens when there ain't no more?

Copyright © William Kershaw | Year Posted 2010

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There Once was a Trump named Don
Who decided to Wave his Wand
His voice gave a scare
Til his hair wasn't there 
Of Don Wand some are fond

Copyright © Judy Konos | Year Posted 2015

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Pandemonium threatens the land . . .
we woke up and it's not Disneyland.
Congress can't make a plan,
they're just kicking the can
Down the road; we are all on quicksand.

Copyright, November 16, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson

Copyright © Faye Gibson | Year Posted 2014

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A True Leader's Thoughts

“One day, I’ll fin’lly align This horrible, putrid design; I’ll start at the crown, And work my way down,” Said the sheep at the end of the line.

Copyright © Brenden Taylor | Year Posted 2010

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I'll Tell You A Secret

At best, life is just mass confusion
Finding what's real and what's just an illusion
Speak of politics.  Do I dare?
When finding the truth is so rare.
Because politicians are just an optical illusion!

Copyright © Tom Larrow | Year Posted 2013

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Hillary Clinton

She is a White House witch and feminazi
who rides her big broom like a kamikaze.
  The honesty test she fails,
  she lied about her emails
and covered up the truth about Benghazi!

             January 2016

Copyright © Keith Trestrail | Year Posted 2016

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Phillip Buster

Written by Gail DeBole

Phillip Buster could fluster a room -
Full of men whose anger ballooned
     When came his turn to speak,
     Congress snored for a week,
All dreaming he'd peter out soon.

Gail's note: Filibuster - Type of parliamentary procedure.
Right of the individual to extend debate allowing the lone
member to delay or prevent a vote on a proposal. -Wikipedia

Copyright © Gail DeBole | Year Posted 2012

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Forrest Trump

 Run, Donald! Run! and the people represent,
 mama always said you'd be President. 
     As for all the hype and buzz
     well stupid is as stupid does...
 I guess now we all know what mama meant!

                 January 2016

Note: I wrote one about Hillary so it's
         only fair I do one about Trump.

Copyright © Keith Trestrail | Year Posted 2016

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A Gallon

“Gas: below three bucks a gallon!”
The media’s gleefully howlin’
-	But let’s not forget
-	They’re screwin’ us yet
If it’s over a buck, they’re a felon!

Copyright © Jack Clark | Year Posted 2014

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Strange Foods

Our Congress has been overlooking

The wisdom of old Granny Lu-Ching

       She was full blooded Chinese

       And said, "Beware strange foods please

 Of crooks that won't eat their own crooking!"

                                    Timothy I. Brumley

Copyright © Timothy Brumley | Year Posted 2010

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A Famous Einstein Quote:
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
In the Middle East they fight as control freaks. Islamic State walking with their machetes. In Iraq, al-Baghdadi is yellow teethed. He is like an East African [g]o[d] in hideous heat. The people survey said he takes leaks. _________________________________________________| Penned April 26, 2015!

Copyright © Verlena S. Walker | Year Posted 2015

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These Colors Don't Run Limerick

<                                 once were twin towers on horizon
                                   bombarded by Al Qaeda what sin
                                   then came many heros
                                   lost too at ground zero
                                   America's flag still flew in wind

In Loving Memory To Those Lost
On 911 R.I.P. You Are Not Forgotten

Copyright © Katherine Stella | Year Posted 2011

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He'd Rather Be Golfin'

He's been swingin' clubs since trouble began.

   The Great Leader proclaims he hath no plan!

      Hey man!  There is a crisis,

         With some bandits called Isis!

            Cease yer 'putt'erin' and 'strategize', man!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2014