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Limerick Heaven Poems | Limerick Poems About Heaven

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POETRY HEAVEN

oh what a wonderful group we make as we pen our poems and take a break our traits range from weird to strange in all probability certifiably deranged leaving legacies of genius in our wake

Copyright © Kim van Breda | Year Posted 2014


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Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

‘t was on a rainy day in Camelot
A knight saw a maid he liked a lot
Before he paid heed
He remembered, indeed
Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

The maid, it seemed, had almost forgot
The words of her mother, whose name was Dot
For marital bliss
Remember just this 
Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

The knight with the maid was quite besot
And after a time they tied the knot
She never did scold
He did not grow old
Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

The end of this tale may surprise a lot
Because heaven is not the place he got
 Words one day you may recall
Some, but certainly not all
Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

Copyright © Huberta van Akkeren | Year Posted 2014

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Halloween in Heaven!

my color? .... sniffed I,
in Heavenly reply
quite white you see,
just look around me!
our intentions are pure,
our colors demure!
rare is our air,
no colors compare!
let Earth's Halloween,
glow orange red and green
our light glows from above
our pumpkins..... pristine!

Copyright © James Marshall Goff | Year Posted 2009


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Heaven Sent

There was once an old girl called Flo
On her death asked to go below.
See, she had this trick,
To try to convert old Nick,
But he told her where to go!

Copyright © SYLVIA Coulstock | Year Posted 2010

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Husbands are in Heaven whose Wives Scold Not

There once was a wife who scolded
All her notes to her hubby were bolded
He weathered her nagginess
Owned his inner fagginess
Worked out fine. Is that too cold, Ed?

Copyright © Nancy Jones | Year Posted 2014

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THIRSTY SOUL






                 There was a thirsty soul on the earth plane

                  That never stopped for water to complain 

                           To all places went to search  

                        For her thirst desired to quench, 
 
                Distressed, to heaven soared dew to obtain! 





                          ©    Demetrios Trifiatis
                                 07 November 2015






Copyright © Demetrios Trifiatis | Year Posted 2015

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Husbands Are in Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

All night I dream of life without wife,
Peaceful and heavenly, without any strife .
No scolding, no nagging,
Like ‘sake’ I’m having.
Alas! Its morning and gone my life.

Dt.  23/02/14

Copyright © Archana Garg | Year Posted 2014

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Husbands in Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

There once was a husband named Craig
Whose wife made a breakfast of eggs,
          He complained they were runny
          And a waste of his money
And now his tail sits between his legs.

There once was a hubby named Clyde
Who had a young girl on the side
          Wifey came from work early,
          Saw Clyde with his girlie,
Now he lives in a doghouse outside.

There once was a man named Jasper
Whose marriage was filled with laughter
          There was equal respect
           Not a trace of neglect
And they both lived happily after.
          

Copyright © Nicole Rodriguez | Year Posted 2014

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The Cowboy and Beelzebub

Off to the Church this Cowboy went For Sunday to him was Heaven sent But as he took to his pew Suddenly into their view Beelzebub, he, now present Imagine the screaming now starting To the exits they're simply departing But this Cowboy remains Against Beelzebub's deign Oh the odours of the leaving farting To the Cowboy, Beelzebub says In a broken down language display Are you frightened of me Am I stronger than thee Not really, who do you think you portray For Satan I am, but you never have fears No matter what I say, leaves you no tears So simply, what can it be That your not scared of thee I've been married to your sister for years .

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2014

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Husbands in Heaven

A man stands no chance with a woman,
With red eyes she schemes in a coven,
     So scolded or not,
     If he wants a shot,
He'll be better off with a husband.

Copyright © Aron Jacob | Year Posted 2014

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after the argument in heaven

after the argument in heaven
consent shall be given
for everyone to move
to move below or above
then gifts shall be eleven

Copyright © bulinya martins | Year Posted 2010

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Heaven Sent


I once thought you had been heaven sent, 
but now you bring all this mad ferment.  
Your crazy emotions 
and endless commotions 
tell me we were never heaven meant.

Copyright © John Smith | Year Posted 2011

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Luck and Heaven

If I am in Luck, Heaven is near Showered and waxed,good atmosphere Dressed to kill or should say thrill His libido has gone downhill Viagra worked, gave a thankful cheer
Penned May 21 2015

Copyright © Seren Roberts | Year Posted 2015

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Manna from Heaven

The crocs were lined around the rim,
catching a nap after their swim,
until hearing, "Wake up guys,
supper's falling from the skies.
I'll race you for a share of him".



Inspired by Carolyn' contest  4th place

Copyright © Joyce Johnson | Year Posted 2010

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Path To Heaven



On a scale of one to ten, today is an eleven Many things can change that so here's the lesson Remember how it felt When bad things you are dealt Ignore them, as you travel life's path to heaven © Jack Ellison 2016

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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Locked-in syndrome

The Heaven that Christians foresee
Sounds utterly ghastly to me:
Without touch, taste or speech,
Loved ones just out of reach….
“Locked-in Syndrome” for Eternity!

Copyright © Giles Scott | Year Posted 2016

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Heaven Sent

 There stands a bush that was almost spent,
 
 When my dog would pee on it, it bent

 It withered and got scrawny,

 But this spring it got brawny,

 He started to pee on grass, heaven sent!

Copyright © Regina Elliott | Year Posted 2017

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Saint Peter



Can you imagine being eighty-one years old When I was a young'un, thought my body would be cold Resting in peace Breathing ceased Anxiously awaiting for St. Peter to cajole

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Kicking Up Dust



Another day and I'm still kicking up dust Sucking in air and blowing it out my butt If I stop blowing and sucking That's the day I stop clucking And get ready for my trip upstairs or bust

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Heaven On Earth

Heaven On Earth

Heaven on earth we had finally found;
Was always nice hearing God's sound;
Voice so close;
Each single dose,
Which seemed close, near and around.

Jim Horn

Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017

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Going to Heaven

Do you suppose I’ll ever get to heaven
said his wife. Well, dear, it all depends
	if the Lord finds you fit to rise
	but, frankly, given your size
I’d stop eating bread and start eating leaven.

Copyright © Maurice Rigoler | Year Posted 2017

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YIKESERS



Ninety-one degrees fahrenheit it got up to today Don't the gods know it's time for autumn's ballet Lower temps expected soon In the meantime we swoon And revel in LATE summer, so put back the sleigh

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Give Myself Kudos



Don't like to brag, actually don't mind it that much Put myself on a pedestal, give myself kudos and such The image I see In the mirror is glee Absolutely stunning with a gorgeous coconut

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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A Very Forward Cashier



A cashier told me she was going to Disney World Asked me to join her, she was cute with blonde curls Became quite unnerved And what was much worse Inserted my debit card tween her abundant curves

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017