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Limerick Heaven Poems | Limerick Poems About Heaven

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oh what a wonderful group we make as we pen our poems and take a break our traits range from weird to strange in all probability certifiably deranged leaving legacies of genius in our wake

Copyright © Kim van Breda | Year Posted 2014

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Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

‘t was on a rainy day in Camelot
A knight saw a maid he liked a lot
Before he paid heed
He remembered, indeed
Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

The maid, it seemed, had almost forgot
The words of her mother, whose name was Dot
For marital bliss
Remember just this 
Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

The knight with the maid was quite besot
And after a time they tied the knot
She never did scold
He did not grow old
Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

The end of this tale may surprise a lot
Because heaven is not the place he got
 Words one day you may recall
Some, but certainly not all
Husbands are in heaven whose wives scold not

Copyright © Huberta van Akkeren | Year Posted 2014

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Halloween in Heaven!

my color? .... sniffed I,
in Heavenly reply
quite white you see,
just look around me!
our intentions are pure,
our colors demure!
rare is our air,
no colors compare!
let Earth's Halloween,
glow orange red and green
our light glows from above
our pumpkins..... pristine!

Copyright © James Marshall Goff | Year Posted 2009

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Heaven Sent

There was once an old girl called Flo
On her death asked to go below.
See, she had this trick,
To try to convert old Nick,
But he told her where to go!

Copyright © SYLVIA Coulstock | Year Posted 2010

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Husbands are in Heaven whose Wives Scold Not

There once was a wife who scolded
All her notes to her hubby were bolded
He weathered her nagginess
Owned his inner fagginess
Worked out fine. Is that too cold, Ed?

Copyright © Nancy Jones | Year Posted 2014

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                 There was a thirsty soul on the earth plane

                  That never stopped for water to complain 

                           To all places went to search  

                        For her thirst desired to quench, 
                Distressed, to heaven soared dew to obtain! 

                          ©    Demetrios Trifiatis
                                 07 November 2015

Copyright © Demetrios Trifiatis | Year Posted 2015

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Husbands Are in Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

All night I dream of life without wife,
Peaceful and heavenly, without any strife .
No scolding, no nagging,
Like ‘sake’ I’m having.
Alas! Its morning and gone my life.

Dt.  23/02/14

Copyright © Archana Garg | Year Posted 2014

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Husbands in Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

There once was a husband named Craig
Whose wife made a breakfast of eggs,
          He complained they were runny
          And a waste of his money
And now his tail sits between his legs.

There once was a hubby named Clyde
Who had a young girl on the side
          Wifey came from work early,
          Saw Clyde with his girlie,
Now he lives in a doghouse outside.

There once was a man named Jasper
Whose marriage was filled with laughter
          There was equal respect
           Not a trace of neglect
And they both lived happily after.

Copyright © Nicole Rodriguez | Year Posted 2014

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The Cowboy and Beelzebub

Off to the Church this Cowboy went For Sunday to him was Heaven sent But as he took to his pew Suddenly into their view Beelzebub, he, now present Imagine the screaming now starting To the exits they're simply departing But this Cowboy remains Against Beelzebub's deign Oh the odours of the leaving farting To the Cowboy, Beelzebub says In a broken down language display Are you frightened of me Am I stronger than thee Not really, who do you think you portray For Satan I am, but you never have fears No matter what I say, leaves you no tears So simply, what can it be That your not scared of thee I've been married to your sister for years .

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2014

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Writer Heaven

I imagine a place where all writers 
Are gathered soon after they die;
I know it's true, (it's in my dreams too) 
So never do I need ask why.

There sit Dickens and Clements and Doyle, 
All sharing a pint at the bar,
While Shelley and Poe exchange stories of woe
And watch all the joy from afar.

Watch Mister Keats dance a ditty 
While Hemmingway drums to keep time,
And old Mother Goose peers down from her roost; 
A brief pause from writing her rhymes.

All these writers of stories and poems,
Too many of them to number
Share and remember their stories forever
In spite of their physical slumber.

I see them watching their stories
Being read over the generations;
It brings them pride that their works survived
And are shared throughout all the nations.

But one thing that brings them amusement
Is to see people study so long;
To explain the intent or what their words meant
when there is no meaning all along.

Sometimes our words have a message.
Sometimes we want to impart
All of our feelings and memories and reelings
To those who share in our heart.

Is it possible some words have no meaning.
What if we simply write what we dream?
And someday, somehow, people will vow
To figure out what my words might mean.

While up in Writer's Heaven, I'll laugh and sing
Because it won't mean anything.

Copyright © TE Andre | Year Posted 2013

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Husbands in Heaven

A man stands no chance with a woman,
With red eyes she schemes in a coven,
     So scolded or not,
     If he wants a shot,
He'll be better off with a husband.

Copyright © Aron Jacob | Year Posted 2014

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after the argument in heaven

after the argument in heaven
consent shall be given
for everyone to move
to move below or above
then gifts shall be eleven

Copyright © bulinya martins | Year Posted 2010

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Heaven Sent

I once thought you had been heaven sent, 
but now you bring all this mad ferment.  
Your crazy emotions 
and endless commotions 
tell me we were never heaven meant.

Copyright © John Smith | Year Posted 2011

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Manna from Heaven

The crocs were lined around the rim,
catching a nap after their swim,
until hearing, "Wake up guys,
supper's falling from the skies.
I'll race you for a share of him".

Inspired by Carolyn' contest  4th place

Copyright © Joyce Johnson | Year Posted 2010

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Luck and Heaven

If I am in Luck, Heaven is near Showered and waxed,good atmosphere Dressed to kill or should say thrill His libido has gone downhill Viagra worked, gave a thankful cheer
Penned May 21 2015

Copyright © Seren Roberts | Year Posted 2015

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Path To Heaven

On a scale of one to ten, today is an eleven Many things can change that so here's the lesson Remember how it felt When bad things you are dealt Ignore them, as you travel life's path to heaven © Jack Ellison 2016

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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Locked-in syndrome

The Heaven that Christians foresee
Sounds utterly ghastly to me:
Without touch, taste or speech,
Loved ones just out of reach….
“Locked-in Syndrome” for Eternity!

Copyright © Giles Scott | Year Posted 2016

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Kicking Up Dust

Another day and I'm still kicking up dust Sucking in air and blowing it out my butt If I stop blowing and sucking That's the day I stop clucking And get ready for my trip upstairs or bust

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Saint Peter

Can you imagine being eighty-one years old When I was a young'un, thought my body would be cold Resting in peace Breathing ceased Anxiously awaiting for St. Peter to cajole

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Heaven Sent

 There stands a bush that was almost spent,
 When my dog would pee on it, it bent

 It withered and got scrawny,

 But this spring it got brawny,

 He started to pee on grass, heaven sent!

Copyright © Regina Elliott | Year Posted 2017