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Limerick Baptism Poems | Limerick Poems About Baptism
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Hey Girls have you've dated someone
For in his pocket he says he's a gun
He says this or that
It's girth is so fat
It appears his ego is so under won
But I have heard of another Guy
In the shower he's so kinda shy
When the water hits he
He turns to a she
Nothing left for the girls to espy
Now having found this guy called Tom
His bragging, mm ain't so strong
He appears so thick
Deluded party prick
Stuffed tissues found in his thong
Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2015
a lady with lust in her eyes
reserved her most valuable prize
for men who were ample
her sons for example
they couldn't contain their surprise!
Copyright © reay mackay | Year Posted 2017
BAPTISM OF DUCKS
Waves shake little boat, smug ducks out at sea.
They sing drinking songs, rambunctious with glee.
Rising waves, quicker,
with more downed liquor.
Unloaded ducks drink. The waves set them free.
Copyright © Kim Rodrigues | Year Posted 2017