Funny Patriotic Poems | Funny Poems About Patriotic

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Ding Dong The Wicked Witch is Dead

Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.

Trade unionists bounce along the street
Music blaring and the tapping of feet
From nurses to Bobbies still on the beat
Thatcher’s dead.

Street parties announced in the nation
Satan who brought economic inflation
Is deceased, now’s the time for elation
Thatcher’s dead.

Its times like this I’m sad I’m an atheist
And can only shout and wave my fist
And then go to the pub and get pissed
Thatcher’s dead.

Copyright © Dan Keir | Year Posted 2013


Details | Monoku |

Alien-nation

One more alien... an extra terrestrial. Bloody foreigners.

Copyright © Dan Keir | Year Posted 2013

Details | Limerick |

Apollo's Stars

Apollo's Stars

Apollo Creed’s the flag waving type
Sporting old glory for his Rocky fight
And when he got knocked
Right on his clock
He not only saw stars but saw stripes


Advice Per Simmons

There once was a man named Simmons
Who loved to advise men and women
And his strongest suit
Was choosing fresh fruit
But don’t buy persimmons, per Simmons


Much Needed Invention

I don’t mean to give apprehensions
To this much needed invention
But when it turns brrr
If I can’t wear fur
Give me full body hair extensions

Copyright © David Fisher | Year Posted 2014


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Look Who's Making America Great

The campaign trail is tough this year and everyone agrees
Each respective candidate has hit below the knees. 
Whether on a Twitter rant or making tabloid news
All their dirty laundry has been getting lots of views.

The candidates seem out of touch with how to play this game 
Apparently the rules have changed, it’s righteous to defame.
To lie, to cheat, to undermine has been the way they've played
To win the war of ratings with nothing much to say.

The G.O.P has lost all sense of what this job’s about
The winners will be losers when everything plays out.
It’s not who is the richest or gets the better shot
But all in all, you must admit his wife is pretty hot.

Face to face, fist to fist, take it all outside
Our leader needs to be the face of dignity and pride,
With quality of character our citizens deserve
One who is a servant, not one that’s getting served.

                  "Remember to vote" 

                                                     Political Ordeal Contest

Copyright © Mark Massey | Year Posted 2016

Details | I do not know? |

Vive le CANADA Libre

translation below

Vive le CANADA Libre
 
 
Toujours merveilleux
Toujours grand
Toujours libre
Terre de libertés
 
PKP, PKP, jamais ne volé mon pays
PKP, PKP, jamais ne volé mon pays

 
 
plus d'informations

PKP est le surnom d'un fameux séparatiste qui veut se présenter à la direction du parti québécois. Même s'ils se proclament séparatistes, ce sont en réalité tous des traitres.
 
un mot plus juste..


À ne pas confondre avec le grand joueur de hockey, PK Suban!

 
Translation
 
 
 
Long Live Canada
 
Always beautiful
Always grand
Always free
Land of liberty
 
 
PKP, PKP,  never steal my Country
PKP, PKP,  never steal my Country

PKP is the nickname for Pierre Karl Peladeau, a Quebec seperatist

Copyright © Etienne Lariviere | Year Posted 2014

Details | Ballad |

Patriot Parade Part 2

Mexico again and more Injun and back to Mexico,
Tick off Lakota, Dakota, Cheyenne and Arapaho,
The Great Sioux War and lots more fuss before we invade Brazil,
Let’s hop around some islands first (punch out the Yaqui as well)

We’re beating drums to call your sons to help us as we raid,
It’s carnival of glory for the patriot’s parade.

That empire of the Spanish state is really ripe for gleanings,
We’ll pick up Puerto Rico, Guam, Cuba and the Phillipenes.
Let’s not overlook those Boxers and their crazy Kung Fu too!
It simply would look bad if monks kick us out using mushu.

Author: I’m not beating this damned drum anymore… 
Muse: But we haven’t even gotten to the world wars!
Author: I’m starting to think the mad hatter’s leading this damned Patriot Parade
Muse: It’s only 1901!  We still have the whole 20th century left to go!
Author: Screw you muse, I’m out.  Peace.

Copyright © Sky leach | Year Posted 2016

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Happy 4th of July- patriotic repost

In order to save some money
Which in hindsight wasn't smart
Me and my buddies got together 
To make our own fireworks

And as luck would have it
We found all we need under the kitchen sink
The whole time looking to do this cheap
Instead we came out free

Knowing this day would draw a crowd
As soon as the rumor mill filled up
So in our vast wisdom with a few cells missing
We mixed the batch up in Jimmy's tub

Not being exact on science
As illustrated in that magazine
We felt no need to measure
And might have gone a bit extreme 

As soon as the stuff started bubbling up
That thought did cross our minds
Remember at the start, saying it wasn't smart
And that little mention of hindsight

With the size of the flash, little wonder we're not ash
And still have all our fingers and our toes
It's hard to explain the size of the bang
And why now Jimmy's house is one big hole

But we did put on a show not soon forgotten 
That could be seen from outer space
And where Jimmy's house used to be 
There's now a community pool in it's place 

So come and join us on this holiday 
Burgers, beer, and of course fireworks
In fact we're heading to Davy's house now
To mix a few things up...

Copyright © Mike Hauser | Year Posted 2017