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SHEEBER I’ve never seen its like before Says it’s very rare Only a half-dozen left In the high regions of Tibet somewhere Covered with coarse thick gray hair Half sheep half bear The Sheeber Is this a joke? A Disney craft-shop reject? I simply stand and stare And Back at me it stares As though I’m the joke I’m the Disney craft-shop reject We stand like this Stand and stare For an hour it seems At last it cannot bare the stare This Sheeber And lets me know it Emits this crazy howl Half bleat half growl I get the hell out of there!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Date: 11/2/2010 9:10:00 PM
WAs looking for a new poem of yours I had not seen and came across this one again. this one is awesome. And hey, that poem of mine you found that says a simple reminder... beautiful you. I actually forgot writing it. ahhaha. I better copy it out for my files before I forget it is there!!!
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Date: 3/5/2010 11:35:00 AM
I'm with Sara--"How fast can you run?" Got a chuckle out of this. Thank you for sharing your humor with us and for your kind comment. Keep on writing! Have a good weekend. Karen
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Date: 3/5/2010 8:29:00 AM
This is a really fun poem and shows great imagination. I never heard of the sheeber. Is it a made up beast or legendary one like Big Foot? Luv, Andrea
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Date: 3/3/2010 12:37:00 PM
How fast can you run??Keep the humor pen flowing.Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work. Sara
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Date: 3/2/2010 8:54:00 PM
Hehe, fun write and very picturesque. I enjoyed this read a lot. Thanks for sharing. Best wishes, Caroline.
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Date: 3/2/2010 5:58:00 PM
I compliment the wisdom of your timely decision, Daver! :) very interesting write/adventure.
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Date: 3/2/2010 4:23:00 PM
I enjoyed reading your witty poetry today Daver. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/2/2010 2:38:00 PM
this one got a laugh out of me... good write
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Date: 3/2/2010 12:36:00 PM
What an adventure!
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Date: 3/2/2010 8:10:00 AM
First cousin to the Bershee? Funny write my friend. BG
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Date: 3/2/2010 5:32:00 AM
funny, is it real?
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