Zombie's Breakfast

He hurled his plate of meat-free food;
The waitress thought him rather rude.

“Full English breakfast here all day
“Or vegetarian, you say.”
The zombie pointed to the sign
And shouted loudly, “I want mine.”

“So bring him here – no, bring me two.
“Oh, what the heck, I’ll start with you.”

“But, sir, you can’t eat me,” she said,
As he was gnawing at her head.
“I’m not a veggie – I eat meat.
“Now please remain there in your seat.

“I’ll get your breakfast; say your grace.
“For twenty dollars, stuff your face.”

She dragged a vegan from the street
And said, “You’re good enough to eat.”
The vegan – soon a zombie too –
Demanded human…in tofu.”

Jack Horne For Linda-Marie's Creatures of the Night

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 9/7/2011 10:34:00 AM
Congragtulations on the win in the contest,jack
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Date: 9/6/2011 9:07:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement in Linda-Marie's "CREATURES" contest Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/5/2011 11:44:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement in "CREATURES" of the Night! poetry contest sponsored by Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S. CR
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Date: 9/4/2011 5:39:00 PM
This is "killer" Jack!!! Brilliant, funny, I love it!!!! Michelle...xo
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Date: 9/4/2011 2:07:00 PM
congratulations on your win Jack! funny story :)
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Date: 9/4/2011 4:27:00 AM
hey jack congrats on your win..very good..David
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Date: 9/4/2011 3:09:00 AM
creepy humor, jack.. greattt with cheers on your great win! :) huggs!
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Date: 9/3/2011 9:48:00 PM
Jack, after I read this one the other night I went for a walk and started to write something scary of my own...I won't tell you what I came up with bc for next year's contest, my scary creature is going to have...Revenge on Jack's Zombies Part 1! You watch! Soupers everywhere will read with horror in their eyes as my killer crickets attack your vegan-hungry zombies. Moo hoo hoo ha ha! Congrats on this fun and upbeat treat! Gwendolen Rix and kids!
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Date: 9/3/2011 9:48:00 PM
Congratulations on the win in the contest, jack
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Date: 9/3/2011 7:24:00 PM
Very funny Jack. Congrats. Tony
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Date: 9/3/2011 6:42:00 PM
CONGRATS JACK ON WINNING 6TH PLACE WITH THIS WITTY WRITE ON 'CREATURE' OF THE NIGHT LUV..THANKXXX...
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Date: 8/30/2011 9:07:00 PM
Ok....no more sausage sanwiches for you, Jack! It gives u too vivid an imagination! lol. This is a great write and full of fright...should also be fun for a teenager's delight! Linda's gonna love this! Gwendolen
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Date: 8/29/2011 11:30:00 AM
oh OK Jack.. thankx for supporting my current contest luv.. will read fully at judging wishing u good luck.. but I do luv the Jack the Ripper one as well.. am sure this one is super cool as u ..luv..
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Date: 8/28/2011 10:29:00 PM
I sure enjoyed this one. You have a way with the bizarre and make a great story out of it.
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Date: 8/28/2011 10:22:00 PM
hahaha, what the silly vegan wanted as a zombie. GREAT ending for this, and will this be in the creatues of the night contest?
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Date: 8/28/2011 6:08:00 PM
Jack, this poem is so clever and cute, I am sure Linda with love it, horror and humor, great work, and thanks so very much for viewing my poetry, I really appreciate it, love Constance
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Date: 8/28/2011 5:38:00 PM
Hilarious!! Just today Deb G. was commenting on your sense of humor, Jack, and now I see this. (He should have just started with the waitress -- LOL) Best wishes in the contest. Don't think anyone will be able to top the humor in this one. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/28/2011 5:28:00 PM
Very clever write! Poor vegan, got eaten! Good luck in the contest!!
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Date: 8/28/2011 2:21:00 PM
Ohhh.. a vegan zombie.. what a concept!! WTG, jack :) ~N
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