Zelle or Venmo - the Singing Version

(to the tune of “Love and Marriage”) Zelle or Venmo, Zelle or Venmo Modern methods to let all your cash flow. I can tell you, honey - This is how the young send money. Zelle or Venmo, Zelle or Venmo Where did former ways to send your dough go? Ask an older person And understanding this will worsen. Try, try, try to then explain it; It isn’t easy. Try, try, try, but they’ll complain; it Just makes them queasy. Zelle or Venmo, Zelle or Venmo Taking finance to a place they don’t know. Youth may find it funny When seniors try to still get by With checks or Visa for their money.