You'Re Going To Die Laughing
I could just imagine Tom
dancing in the Lord's Kitchen
wearing his Spandex Boxer Shorts
while his other goofy Friends Hammond and Rosie
pose as Vacuum Salesmen
at a Dire Straits Gig
making Tidbits and poking Wormholes
with their Listerine Soaked Tissue box
Oh I know Tom has to be laughing in sweet Pain
as these two nut cases aboard an U.F.O.
and stay drifting to another brilliant Convention
on Insomnia and Nuclear Waste Medicine
Bet they end up thinking that Lunar Craters
is the head cheese in charge
As they sit to Wine And Dine for free
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