You Won'T Believe Dot Dot Dot

you won't believe that Donald trump is secretly a slug

you wont believe that once I ate a bug

you wont believe that jesus was actually a bro

you wont believe that finn loves poe

you wont believe that eggs are actually made of glue

you wont believe that the sky is not the colour blue

you wont believe that under all of the laws of aviation a bee should not be able to fly

you don't believe that if you don't comment on this poem...

... I will cry
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Rycroft Avatar
June 14, 2016 at 5:14 AM
Ha Ha I do believe it x very good poem x ++++
Smith Avatar
June 13, 2016 at 6:11 PM
knock knock
Marcum Wong Avatar
June 13, 2016 at 4:50 PM
Amusing look at your world my friend. Belated welcome to the Soup! Aloha, Connie. ; )
A  Avatar
June 13, 2016 at 3:21 PM
funn > . . . . .
Daddy Avatar
June 13, 2016 at 9:53 AM
O.M.G. SO SHOCKED RN
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