You Poor, Unfortunate Woman

Last Monday was a special day for me. You got that big promotion and the raise! I pity you, for now your life will be a rat race through a long, nightmarish maze. You’re doomed to spend that extra salary on nerve pills and work late six days a week. While I breeze through my work days trouble-free, you’ll wrestle with a future dark and bleak. And worst~~you’ll have less time with your new man. I was engaged to him a year ago. When suddenly he dumped me, I began to see he’s evil. Soon you too will know! The lucky ones like me don’t wear a frown. We’ve no romance or wealth to tie us down.