You Gotta Be Kidding

hold on now tryin' to pull my leg? try beatin' me with a pillow until I have to beg no way you really mean it! it's a joke, it is, right? such things could never happen to one just overnight I went to bed at peace well, relatively so, I mean I awoke to find that somehow the world had crapped on me I wish I knew who to ask why this was meant to be? did I dream taboo dreams, have visions that affronted other souls? if must be a mistake if so I'd fear to put in my essence something so likely to make holes is it a mirage, a fantasy a vapor, that's really not too real? or is my concern unwarranted it's not such a big darn deal?