You Cannot Call Yourself a Counselor

You Cannot Call Yourself a Counselor Until We were told we could not call ourselves counselors Until we graduated and had our licenses in hand. We were threatened, so we abided by this sacred rule. I called a plumber yesterday. He said “I am your plumbing counselor” I then saw a car counselor on TV. I flipped the channel. Found cake decorator counselors, and pest control counselors. You can barely imagine how irritated this makes me. It is right up there with news stations publishing misinformation. It feels like cheating, did they have to take four years of school for it? More later. My pizza counselor has arrived.