You Are My Banana Split Honey

You are my definition of a banana split, Honey. As orange and sweet as marmalade, as fresh as strawberries. You can be soft and mushy like two-day old bananas. But overall, you are tasty, delicious, and wonderful most of the time. When evil doers pour their mean angry hot chocolate sauce on you They melt you a little bit, but you actually turn sweeter and tastier. Your light fluffy whipped cream is cognizant of your sense of humor. I am thrilled to know you! Thank you for being my darling.