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You Are My --- Oops, Not For Long

You are my Valentine
   You look like Frankenstein
You smell like turpentine
   Your lips like iodine

You wear size twenty-nine
   You mope around and whine
But I like you mighty fine
   You're all I've got ~ You're mine!

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2020

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Jean Bush Date: 2/20/2020 1:41:00 PM This is hysterical!! Love it. Even whiners need love. Good one. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/20/2020 3:23:00 PM My favorite wine? -- I wanna go to Florida! Tee-hee!

Caren Krutsinger Date: 2/18/2020 11:34:00 AM I do not remember this song, but she sounds lovely! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/18/2020 5:02:00 PM Song's as silly as the poem. Just can't recall the melody... ~ Gershon

Richard Lamoureux Date: 2/15/2020 10:25:00 AM Sounds like you made a bad bargain *lol* this is a fun one Gershon. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/15/2020 10:14:00 PM Thanks for the 'Hi Five,' Richard. Smiles, Gershon

Silent One Date: 2/15/2020 7:22:00 AM you used to play in the late 50's??? I did not realise you were that old... nice valentine jive.. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/15/2020 10:13:00 PM True confessions time here: I was playing in the very early '50's too. Oh, well. ~ Last Civil War Soldier standing

Evelyn Judy Buehler Date: 2/14/2020 11:49:00 PM I liked this poem just fine! So comical. Happy Valentine's Day! Best wishes, Evelyn Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/15/2020 10:07:00 PM Shucks. Just fooling around a little, really... Thanks, Evelyn!

Kim Rodrigues Date: 2/14/2020 9:06:00 PM LOL!! Love this! Happy Frankentine...I mean Valentine’s Day! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/15/2020 10:04:00 PM And Happy Turpentine's, oops -- Valentine's Day to you too, Kim! :) Gershon

Sandra Adams Date: 2/14/2020 5:13:00 PM lol, OMG this made me laugh...I wrote a sad one just to write one...awesome write Gershon... Happy Valentine's day my friend! hugs Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/15/2020 9:52:00 PM Hey, let's split up Valentine's Day poems. 1/2 of your sad one + 1/2 of my silly one, side-by-each, would make one of those great comic clown faces, don't you think?! Cheers, Gershon

Line Gauthier Date: 2/14/2020 4:16:00 PM Ah true love. Made me smile. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/15/2020 9:43:00 PM Yes! A bullseye of a comment, Line, Love can't get much 'truer' than this, can it?! ~ More bull than eye (tee-hee)

Chris Green Date: 2/14/2020 3:58:00 PM I think I went to school with her. Her name was Clementine, right? :) This was fun my friend. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/14/2020 4:06:00 PM Were Clementine's shoes #9, by chance?! No?! M/b a different Clementine. She have orange hair?! :) Look-out, brother! Smiles, Gershon

Heidi Sands Date: 2/14/2020 2:36:00 PM LOL. Thank you for the laugh Gershon. Happy Valentine's Day :) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/14/2020 4:00:00 PM Heidi, glad that you're laughing. Happy Valentine's Day to you too! :) gw

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 2/14/2020 1:20:00 PM Giggles... Galore! Hilarious and somehow adorable this. Happy VD my sweet friend! xomo <3 Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 2/14/2020 3:59:00 PM Hey, thanks for the love on this piece of silliness, sister! Happy VD to you too! :)