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You Are My --- Oops, Not For Long

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There's a goofy melody that we used to use back ithe late '50's, but i can't think of the name of the song now. Maybe you can figure it out from reading this spoof. HVD, everyone!

You are my Valentine You look like Frankenstein You smell like turpentine Your lips like iodine You wear size twenty-nine You mope around and whine But I like you mighty fine You're all I've got ~ You're mine!

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Jean Bush

Date: 2/20/2020 1:41:00 PM

This is hysterical!! Love it. Even whiners need love. Good one.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/20/2020 3:23:00 PM

My favorite wine? -- I wanna go to Florida! Tee-hee!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 2/18/2020 11:34:00 AM

I do not remember this song, but she sounds lovely!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/18/2020 5:02:00 PM

Song's as silly as the poem. Just can't recall the melody... ~ Gershon

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 2/15/2020 10:25:00 AM

Sounds like you made a bad bargain *lol* this is a fun one Gershon.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/15/2020 10:14:00 PM

Thanks for the 'Hi Five,' Richard. Smiles, Gershon

Silent One

Date: 2/15/2020 7:22:00 AM

you used to play in the late 50's??? I did not realise you were that old... nice valentine jive..

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/15/2020 10:13:00 PM

True confessions time here: I was playing in the very early '50's too. Oh, well. ~ Last Civil War Soldier standing

Evelyn Judy Buehler

Date: 2/14/2020 11:49:00 PM

I liked this poem just fine! So comical. Happy Valentine's Day! Best wishes, Evelyn

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/15/2020 10:07:00 PM

Shucks. Just fooling around a little, really... Thanks, Evelyn!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/14/2020 9:06:00 PM

LOL!! Love this! Happy Frankentine...I mean Valentine’s Day!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/15/2020 10:04:00 PM

And Happy Turpentine's, oops -- Valentine's Day to you too, Kim! :) Gershon

Sandra Adams

Date: 2/14/2020 5:13:00 PM

lol, OMG this made me laugh...I wrote a sad one just to write one...awesome write Gershon... Happy Valentine's day my friend! hugs

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/15/2020 9:52:00 PM

Hey, let's split up Valentine's Day poems. 1/2 of your sad one + 1/2 of my silly one, side-by-each, would make one of those great comic clown faces, don't you think?! Cheers, Gershon

Line Gauthier

Date: 2/14/2020 4:16:00 PM

Ah true love. Made me smile.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/15/2020 9:43:00 PM

Yes! A bullseye of a comment, Line, Love can't get much 'truer' than this, can it?! ~ More bull than eye (tee-hee)

Chris Green

Date: 2/14/2020 3:58:00 PM

I think I went to school with her. Her name was Clementine, right? :) This was fun my friend.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/14/2020 4:06:00 PM

Were Clementine's shoes #9, by chance?! No?! M/b a different Clementine. She have orange hair?! :) Look-out, brother! Smiles, Gershon

Heidi Sands

Date: 2/14/2020 2:36:00 PM

LOL. Thank you for the laugh Gershon. Happy Valentine's Day :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/14/2020 4:00:00 PM

Heidi, glad that you're laughing. Happy Valentine's Day to you too! :) gw

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 2/14/2020 1:20:00 PM

Giggles... Galore! Hilarious and somehow adorable this. Happy VD my sweet friend! xomo <3

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/14/2020 3:59:00 PM

Hey, thanks for the love on this piece of silliness, sister! Happy VD to you too! :)