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"Sappy Daze"- the Fonz gets a job in a Vermont maple syrup factory and faints from the fumes. "Fiends"- The gang decides to desecrate a cemetery. "The Tyro Banks Show"- newly formed banks struggle against the established giants in this hilarious spoof of "Night Of the Living Deed" ESPN-"Halls of Flame"-Firefighters struggle to contain a blaze at the Cooperstown Museum of Baseball. "Dog, the Bounty Hunter"- An ugly man with unruly hair and a tubby wife trains his Yorkie to locate paper towels. "Malcom Took a Piddle"- Malcom wets his bed. "Forensic Smiles"- Crime investigators investigate 6 corpses found with lurid grins. "Hannity and combs"- 30 boring minutes of Hannity styling his hair. "Crops" (Unreality)- In Atlanta, farmers deal with renegade bol weasels. "Larry King Dead"- the audience is spared another pompous tirade. "That 70's Snow"- traces the birth of the cocaine market. "Daily Mess"(Religious Outrage)- A tour of tom's house...pray for him!! "The KIng of Queen"-A NY man becomes a transexual. "KIng of the Bill"- Tom stacks 9 months of bills in a corner and ignores them. "Star Dreck"-Boring, frightful look at William Shatner's singing career. "Sanford and Stun"- Fred zaps Grady with a tazer. "Ompha Windfree"- Oprah plays the tuba with the help of bellows. "Rogaine's Heros"- The hairless POWs order deli specials. "The Stopping Network"- The only network devoted purely to the sale of pilfered stop signs. "MSNBC Instigates"-the network prods a confrontation between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, over who can claim the lowest IQ. "Twilight Bone"-Forensic scientist Quit-zee is forced to work overtime at night. "Married With Stillborns"- Al is delighted to be child-free, thus keeping all of his $6. hope ya got 1 smile...
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