Writer's Block

What is this strange constipation?
From a man who conducts litigation?
I cannot speak write or think,
my affect is simply to blink.

Like opposed magnets my pen deflects off paper.
My mind sends me IOU's for later.
I am impeded like a stroke. 
No help from a joint toke.
La dee da, my friends joke,
'where now is that auteur'?

Not that their taunts make it worse.
I can't produce one line of verse,
nor upon any topic can my mind focus.
The advice on writer's block is all hokus-pokus. 

So I must resign.
No muse this time.
but other times I will shine,
and then be closer to my prime.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 8/27/2016 4:30:00 AM
This was cool to read. 7/7 Quincy
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Date: 8/26/2016 8:33:00 PM
From one writer to another it is normal to get writer's block.It happens to everyone that writes.I have enjoyed your poetry.
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Seth Diamond
Date: 8/27/2016 9:56:00 AM
For the record I don't get writers block because in part I write poems. I just wait till I have an interesting turn of words or a little piece of rhyme and I'm off. It is very rare for me to spend more than half an hour on a poem. Some weeks I write 3 some none.
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Seth Diamond
Date: 8/26/2016 8:44:00 PM
Thank you. I'd appreciate your comments on my other poems, as for me comments are better than cash.
Date: 8/26/2016 10:59:00 AM
I hate it when my pen gets constipated too - as a writer of 'poop poems' that first stanza amused me. Looks like your muse is back a no longer stuck on the throne lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Seth Diamond
Date: 8/26/2016 11:06:00 AM
If there can't be poopy humor it is not meritorious work. I'd love for you to share more comments on my other poems. Comments are better than cash.
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