Worst Breakfast Ever

Poem, I thought is just play of words and syllable
As breakfast of juice and toast laid out on table
Was fiancee's maiden breakfast, joined in dress with lapel
           Napkin laid on my lap as table manner
To capture slip of drop or missed bite that may scatter
Drop did fall but the breeze from fan tossed it farther
Spoiled dress of my fiancée, upset with quizzical stare
                    Sorry did I say
Gave my virgin napkin to wipe stain away
Fuming, she threw her napkin at me that on her lap lay
Her spoiled napkin stained my dress by the way
           Cursed Self less, more stupid fan
Rotating blades, cutting air, throwing breeze without aim
But tossed the drop dot on fiancée, oblivious of decency or shame
Switched off fan in fury, but angered everyone all the more 
            All loathed me for silly manners
I swore never to have breakfast on table with others
Since then, squat on floor, switch off fan even of next chamber
Avoid napkin, even to wipe hands, after breakfast is over
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© Hitendra Mehta
Entry for Members Contest – My Worst Poem Ever by (Destroyer ((Poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Heckman Avatar
January 26, 2011 at 9:42 AM
this is adorable...forget about them, just use your napkin whenever you feel like it! Thanks for reading my work Julie
A  Avatar
November 25, 2010 at 8:15 PM
I SAW THE TITLE AND HAD TO READ IT, CONGRATULATIONS, LOVED IT, ~best holiday wishes*Luv~Skat
Brown Avatar
November 23, 2010 at 6:24 AM
Congratulations on your win in PD'S contest Hitendra. Love, Carol
Kendrick Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Congratulations on your win in this fine contest.Sara
K. Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 6:35 AM
Congrats on your win here, Hitendra-- very interesting breakfast -- nikko :)
Mannan Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:43 PM
Many congratulations on this well deserved win Hitendra. I love the comparision with B'fast.
Dietrich Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 1:57 PM
A unique way to take this challenge, Hitendra, comparing the play of words in bad poetry to a breakfast in which things go awry! Congrats on your win! LUv, Andrea
Mehta Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Hitendra
Sweetheart Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 12:10 PM
Super congrats Hitendra on your winning poem in P.D.'s worst poem ever written contest.. though all your poetry is quite brilliant my friend.. enjoy another victory today with much luv..
Neels Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Hitendra, congratulations on your success in Pd's contest ;) blessings Wilma
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November 21, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Mehta, Congratulations, Had lots of fun with this contest,, have a nice and wonderful day,..p.d.
Sweetheart Avatar
November 19, 2010 at 5:11 PM
But this is a wonderful poem Hitendra... the story is the worst kind of thing to happen to someone trying to impress a certain special one ..but the poem's essence is great.. good luck my friend in this contest.. am sure P.D. will enjoy this read.. happy weekend with luv..
Kendrick Avatar
November 19, 2010 at 3:54 PM
Good luck in the contest ...Sara
Mehta Avatar
November 19, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Very funny, witty and humorous write on the worst breakfast, Hitendra. good luck
Falotico Avatar
November 19, 2010 at 12:31 PM
lol creative write you have here..much enjoyed...Michael
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