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Workwoman's Comp

Some doc sold a dancer named Bubbles
A new set of fourty-four doubles
Men whistled and lusted
She slipped and they busted
But got Workman's Comp for her troubles

(Based on a true story)

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Carol Eastman

Date: 3/15/2014 3:01:00 PM

GROAN! Oh NO! Can't believe you wrote that... LOL... Laughing any way... Sigh! I'd better go to Church Sunday and pray for my soul... or your's... or for her Plastic surgeon who's about to be sued for faulty workman ship... LOL... Congratulations on the win!

Carrie Richards

Date: 3/14/2014 8:20:00 PM

Somehow, these days, one can be sued for just about anything.......but this beats all !!! (Am I surprised......?? Not much!!) LOL !

Tim Smith

Date: 3/14/2014 7:56:00 PM

This is fabulous Tim. Nice win

Joyce Johnson

Date: 3/14/2014 6:05:00 PM

Well done. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

Nette Onclaud

Date: 3/14/2014 5:42:00 PM

'grats on your win, tim.. what a charade with benefits!.. hugggs

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 3/14/2014 4:29:00 PM

LOL so you're not a leg man? Congrad's on your win! [I put this on facebook .. I think?] Light & Love

Roy Jerden

Date: 3/14/2014 1:48:00 PM

I guess double indemnity applies in this case, Tim! Well done! Congratulations!

Skat A

Date: 3/14/2014 12:31:00 PM

good one. lol... Love it Tim, Skat

Roger Horsch

Date: 3/14/2014 10:06:00 AM

Congrats Tim, A wonderful win.......Roger

Verlena S. Walker

Date: 3/14/2014 8:49:00 AM

Congratulations on the win Tim... Verlena

Robert Johnson

Date: 3/14/2014 6:57:00 AM

Awesome limy. But one of the funniest parts is what's in parentheses. Congrats on your 2nd place win. Peace. :)

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 3/14/2014 5:07:00 AM

Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor, tim

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/14/2014 1:56:00 AM

yours is hilarious, Tim. Maybe I should have given this one first place too. Sorry about that!! What's even better is that it was a true story!! congrats.