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Workwoman's Comp

Some doc sold a dancer named Bubbles
A new set of fourty-four doubles
Men whistled and lusted
She slipped and they busted
But got Workman's Comp for her troubles

(Based on a true story)

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Carol Eastman

March 15, 2014 at 3:01 PM

GROAN! Oh NO! Can't believe you wrote that... LOL... Laughing any way... Sigh! I'd better go to Church Sunday and pray for my soul... or your's... or for her Plastic surgeon who's about to be sued for faulty workman ship... LOL... Congratulations on the win!

Carrie Richards

March 14, 2014 at 8:20 PM

Somehow, these days, one can be sued for just about anything.......but this beats all !!! (Am I surprised......?? Not much!!) LOL !

Tim Smith

March 14, 2014 at 7:56 PM

This is fabulous Tim. Nice win

Joyce Johnson

March 14, 2014 at 6:05 PM

Well done. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

Nette Onclaud

March 14, 2014 at 5:42 PM

'grats on your win, tim.. what a charade with benefits!.. hugggs

Debbie Guzzi

March 14, 2014 at 4:29 PM

LOL so you're not a leg man? Congrad's on your win! [I put this on facebook .. I think?] Light & Love

Roy Jerden

March 14, 2014 at 1:48 PM

I guess double indemnity applies in this case, Tim! Well done! Congratulations!

Skat A

March 14, 2014 at 12:31 PM

good one. lol... Love it Tim, Skat

Roger Horsch

March 14, 2014 at 10:06 AM

Congrats Tim, A wonderful win.......Roger

Verlena S. Walker

March 14, 2014 at 8:49 AM

Congratulations on the win Tim... Verlena

Robert Johnson

March 14, 2014 at 6:57 AM

Awesome limy. But one of the funniest parts is what's in parentheses. Congrats on your 2nd place win. Peace. :)

Dr.Ram Mehta

March 14, 2014 at 5:07 AM

Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor, tim

Andrea Dietrich

March 14, 2014 at 1:56 AM

yours is hilarious, Tim. Maybe I should have given this one first place too. Sorry about that!! What's even better is that it was a true story!! congrats.