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Wood Envy

Have I jealousy of my dear mate?
I don’t think I have any, but wait!
I sure wish I could pee
in the wood near a tree
like my husband does, standing up straight!

For Line Gauthier's Funny Limerick Contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Date: 4/15/2018 4:39:00 PM
Humm... sorry you didn't get a placement on this one - the double entente of the title should have been factored in. It was so funny, this was one of my first contests and I was taken aback when so many entries were crude... I actually had to go back to the definition of a limerick. It was a DUH moment!
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Date: 12/29/2014 8:36:00 AM
silly Andie! Light & Love & Happy New Year
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Date: 12/28/2014 9:43:00 AM
LOL, I bet this will give Joe a chuckle too
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Date: 12/26/2014 10:42:00 PM
double soup mail
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Date: 12/24/2014 5:46:00 PM
Soooo funny, Andrea! I skipped this contest...couldn't think of anything to be jealous of with my hubby...This is a great one! one! Anyway, GL in the's a gem! Sandra
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Date: 12/21/2014 6:31:00 AM
Great one, Andrea!!! so very witty:) ... including the footnote! have a nice day! // paul
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Date: 12/20/2014 3:50:00 PM
Wonderful limerick, but tell your husband to watch out for ticks. They love the soft head. Love, daver
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Date: 12/20/2014 7:13:00 AM
Haven't seen a limerick from you for a while, Andi! Good one! My wife has a similar opinion. Check out my latest limerick, too, if you have time. Cheers, Roy
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Date: 12/19/2014 11:51:00 PM
This certainly gave me a thought. That a man still has need to squat. But while standing is great. An old corn cob can grate. When the tp never was brought. Hello Andrea. Loved your limy. Merry Christmas. Peace. :)
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Date: 12/18/2014 8:25:00 PM
I could never come up with something like this. I just can't write these. Good one Andrea!
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Date: 12/18/2014 1:44:00 PM
This one is FUNNY! So silly to be jealous of the ability to stand and pee. Besides it is an adventure to have to squat in the bushes, never know what may be in there.
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Date: 12/18/2014 2:06:00 AM
lol so, so funny Andrea I agree it is annoying that we can not, but did you know if a man is not allowed to hold his member we can do it much father than them lol great homorous pen hugs 7
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Date: 12/17/2014 6:05:00 PM
Andrea, this is an interesting write lol, cheri
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Date: 12/17/2014 11:42:00 AM
this is outrageously true and funny, andie.. regarding my prism challenge, i posted the format on my contest page.. it has 6 lines with 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18 syls... i forgot it; it was 4am when i did it, ohhh. huggs
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Date: 12/17/2014 10:45:00 AM
The title caught my attention with my last name, but the poem was something different altogether ;). Andrea, you are genius at this witty lyrics. You made me smile today and that's a great gift!
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Date: 12/17/2014 9:13:00 AM
Very funny... who wood've thought... ;-))
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Date: 12/17/2014 5:29:00 AM
So in fact you wish you had a careful what you wish for...we are leaning towards the Crying Game with this one! How did you come up with...oops unintentional pun. Where did you pull this one out of...oops unintentional pun. It must of been hard...ah never mind. Very funny! Did I like it? Does Pinnochio have wooden balls? Great write!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/17/2014 8:57:00 AM
I loved that movie the Crying Game, but be assured I have no desire of having a weenie, except when I am in need of bladder relief in the woods! hahaha
Date: 12/17/2014 4:40:00 AM
Hilarious, dear Andrea!
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Date: 12/16/2014 6:50:00 PM
I got nothing to say, except better check which way the wind is blowing
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Date: 12/16/2014 4:42:00 PM
That is funny and yet true. I was a bit envious of that very thing today while burning leaves in front. I have to walk all the way to the house, take my boots off and go in to the bathroom, my husband off behind a tree.
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Date: 12/16/2014 2:59:00 PM
Awesome -- I bet he could do it sitting down, laying down, kneeling down even upside down!! Father of the Swift Water men!!
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Date: 12/16/2014 1:02:00 PM
LOL, I think it is brilliant!
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Date: 12/16/2014 11:11:00 AM
ha ha ha wonderful - good luck! hugs Jan xxx
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Date: 12/16/2014 10:04:00 AM
Hahahaha. Thanks for the laugh today Andrea. Oh how oft I've had those longings on my journey through life.
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Date: 12/16/2014 9:51:00 AM
PeeBuddy HiHiHi Andrea. Love Excellent.Hugs! rajat
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