Women's Rules For Men -Not a Poem-

#1 Put the toilet seat down. What woman wants to end up falling into the toilet in the middle of the night? #2 Stop changing the channel. Believe me guys, when women are trying to watch a soap opera, you best leave the remote alone. #3 Put your own dirty clothes in the laundry. I hate picking up crusty socks. #4 Stop farting at the table. Do you mind? I'm trying to eat. #5 Excuse yourself when you burp. And they say our children have to have manners. #6 Roll your own damn cigarette. When was the last time you rolled me one? #7 Clean your messes up. Trust me guys, you're a bunch of slobs. #8 Don't call me stupid. We women are just as smart, if not smarter than you are. #9 Move out of my way. When a woman is trying to get something done, the man always stands in the middle of the room. #10 Turn the music down. I know you guys love your music loud, but sheesh! #11 Get out! The least you guys could do is give us a little privacy in the bathroom. #12 Do it yourself. I'm sure you guys are smart enough to do things on your own. #13 Get it yourself. Guys, get your lazy, fat butts off the couch and make your own sandwich. #14 Use your manners. We don't like being told what to do without a simple please and thank you. #15 Take your boots off at the door. Women hate it when men carry dirt into the house after just cleaning the floors. #16 Shut up! When we are trying to watch a movie, that means we are trying to hear it too. Copyright © Cynthia Jones Sept.24/2004 I know some of these sound mean. No offense guys.

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Date: 3/15/2019 5:46:00 PM
came back to read this gem again Cynthia it is so darn funny:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 1/9/2015 10:11:00 PM
Well Obviously you have the Man program versions 1.1, I rather suggest you upgrade to the Man program version 8.22, it runs much better, comes with automated voice control, your own remote, and a longer stick shift!! :) Uses a lot less beer as well! ( also come in a no smoking version )
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Cynthia Jones
Date: 1/10/2015 6:52:00 AM
LMAO I love your comment. Smarty pants. :OP Thank you so very much for stopping by to have a read and leave a comment. I truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia
Date: 1/9/2015 5:49:00 PM
Oh these made me laugh! you forgot - don't interrupt me when I'm watching a film and asking me ... is it good - grrr that drives me to distraction!!!!!!! a 7 from me:-) Hugs Jan xxx
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2015 6:33:00 PM
Sheer genius Cynthia hope you get lots of reads will drop by tomorrow see the comments lol:-) Hugs jan xx
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Cynthia Jones
Date: 1/9/2015 6:19:00 PM
I told you I would post it!!!! I didn't even think of that one. LOL That one is good. hehe Thank you so very much for stopping by to have a read, leave a comment and for the rating. I truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia
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