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#1 
Put the toilet seat down. 
What woman wants to end up falling into the toilet in the middle of the night?

#2 
Stop changing the channel. 
Believe me guys, when women are trying to watch a soap opera, you best leave the remote alone.

#3 
Put your own dirty clothes in the laundry. 
I hate picking up crusty socks.

#4 
Stop farting at the table. 
Do you mind? I'm trying to eat.
 
#5 
Excuse yourself when you burp. 
And they say our children have to have manners.

#6 
Roll your own damn cigarette. 
When was the last time you rolled me one?
 
#7 
Clean your messes up. 
Trust me guys, you're a bunch of slobs.
 
#8 
Don't call me stupid. 
We women are just as smart, if not smarter than you are.
 
#9 
Move out of my way. 
When a woman is trying to get something done, the man always stands in the middle of the room.

#10 
Turn the music down. 
I know you guys love your music loud, but sheesh!
 
#11 
Get out! 
The least you guys could do is give us a little privacy in the bathroom.
 
#12 
Do it yourself. 
I'm sure you guys are smart enough to do things on your own.
 
#13 
Get it yourself. 
Guys, get your lazy, fat butts off the couch and make your own sandwich.
 
#14 
Use your manners. 
We don't like being told what to do without a simple please and thank you.
 
#15 
Take your boots off at the door. 
Women hate it when men carry dirt into the house after just cleaning the floors.
 
#16 
Shut up! 
When we are trying to watch a movie, that means we are trying to hear it too. 

Copyright © Cynthia Jones 
Sept.24/2004

I know some of these sound mean. No offense guys.

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