Women Over 50 Are Invisible According To One Source

Women over 50 are Invisible
(according to one source)

But…isn’t that a superpower?

Please don’t notice me
wearing the same black leggings
three days in a row
Content to sit on my couch
trash t.v., pumpkin pie breakfast
Don’t listen to me
imitate British accents and slang
I glean from Love Island

Do NOT perceive me
walking the dog
in blue flannel p.j.’s
in a snowflake pattern
in July

Yes, I have tye-dye Crocs
which I am wearing 
paired with socks 
that show a hand
flipping the bird

But who cares?
I am invisible
It is my superpower

Five months ago
I began to experiment
not showing up 
to mandatory meetings
I've yet to hear a thing

No repercussions
Thank you,
Invisibility

This also means
No witnesses to my poor behavior
No apologies demanded 
no excuses needed

hot sauce dripped
upon ample breasts
slightly weighted down by 
life well lived?

Who cares?
you don’t notice
and I don’t mind

Laughing in a movie theater
so loud I snort
among popcorn, M&M’s
and greasy fake butter

No one blames the old lady
in the same black leggings
now paired with a concert T
from Petty’s last show at
the Hollywood Bowl

I’m inconspicuous and
you give the stink eye 
to the three teens 
sitting  to the left

Ha-ha! I bet
I could fart and
they’d get the blame
Lil stinkers

I could go on and on
about the beauty
the freedom, the sheer
sexy exhilaration 
this covert, intangible, 
obliterated existence offers

But I won’t
You wouldn’t hear me anyway
I am invisible
It is my superpower
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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November 28, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Great poetry Kim.. hope you are well.
Lawless Avatar
January 6, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Well Kim, if you fart you may still be invisible but they will know you are near. Great humor, tongue both in and out of cheek
Hyde Avatar
January 6, 2023 at 2:01 PM
One way to be "seen!"
Flood Avatar
January 6, 2023 at 11:43 AM
Who said that?… brilliant write, Kim, funny but hopefully not TOO true…. Erm… can anyone else smell something foul?
Hyde Avatar
January 6, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Ha ha; wasn't me!:) Thanks for the compliment.
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