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I wanted to inject a little humour back into soup! 03/14/25

 

 

Winter Warmer - Bawdy limerick warning


A fella with a lengthy willy Said, “Reduction would be so silly… “I make all my friends laugh When it’s used as a scarf Which prevents my neck getting chilly!”
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Horne Avatar
March 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
LOL, indeed, there's not enough laughter in this world. Thanks for a chuckle x Steve used to say his girlfriend's flaps were so long, she could use them to warm her ears, LOL, so she should get together with Scarf man!!!
Allison Avatar
March 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ha ha ha Jack you always crease me up my friend! hugs Jan xx
Edmonds  Avatar
March 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Twas so cold when willy was exposed - Wrapped round his neck it suddenly froze - Didn’t know to do - With trousers down too - When towards him his dear wife arose…….. She said you can put that thing away - It’s too cold for it to play, I say - I’ve bought you some paint - Behave like a saint - Get the bedroom decorated today.…… Beryl
Allison Avatar
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
ha ha ha - I keep saying you and John should do a book! hugs jan xx
Read Avatar
March 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Although blessed with a twelve inch tool, the fella was just a fool, whenever erect, he couldn't keep it in check, but never used it as a rule.
Allison Avatar
March 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
OMG John. I keep saying you and Beryl should do a combined limerick book - that one is hilarious! hugs Jan xx
Kitchin Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Jan, haha. love it, thanks for the laugh, I needed it today. -hugs
Allison Avatar
March 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If i can make folk smile that is the most important thing Tania - this one would have been book worthy but there won't be a turd book, two is enough:-) hugs jan xx
Beaufort Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Jan, that is quite an endowment and show of humor on his part. Love how you did this with such innocence on the surface. Smiles!
Allison Avatar
March 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
lol @ endowment Duke, you are one witty guy, I am beyond thrilled you got POTD we need more humour on soup and more humour in our lives in these troubling times we live in! hugs jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Lol, Jan is back, hope it don't turn blue. Tom
Allison Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
what are you three like lol, loving the comments! hugs jan xx
Lane Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
ooooohhhh Tom! ;-)
Andresen Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
- There are no side effects of a good laugh Jan, except perhaps a little cramping in the abdominal muscles :) - Enjoy your weekend :) - hugs
Allison Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
agreed Anne-Lise its been a challenging week in many ways - i just wanted to lighten the mood on soup! hugs jan xx
M  Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Haha that made me smile Jan…..nothing like a big willy to make you smile!! Fun write! Debx
M  Avatar
March 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I am naughty just like you Jan!
Allison Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ha ha ha I am laughing at your comment Deb! and congrats again on POTD! hugs Jan xx
Lane Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
So much I could write, but better not except to wonder what he does with it in the Summer. Jan...;-)
Allison Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ah thats simple Lin - he uses it as a sprinkler or garden hose lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Bauer Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Definitely what is needed with all that’s going on lately! Thanks for providing a grin, Jan!
Allison Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I wanted to raise a smile Ilene, i grimace every time i see the latest statement from the orange oompa loompa and how he backtracks over his threats with tariffs - its all a load of bs and look at me and what I am doing to make america great again . hugs Jan xx
Lawless Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
you can hang a flag on this one Jan....thanks for the laugh
Allison Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ha ha ha thanks for the giggles John! hugs jan xx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
LMAO toooooo funny ;D xomo!
Allison Avatar
March 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Thanks Mo, your comment has made my day especially after recent events I thought I would lift the mood - doubt it will get POTD lol but if it raises a smile it makes it all worthwhile! hugs jan xx
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