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Willy's Ragged Old Mop

Willy's hair looked like a ragged old mop
His loving wife told him, 'Go get it cropped!'
  He sat down in the chair
  Yawned, 'I've got hair to spare' 
Willy woke up with a shiny bald top

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Susan Ashley

June 14, 2020 at 4:33 PM

Haha! You never fail to make me giggle when your clever pen makes the scene. Thank you for the smiles, Gershon, your razor wit is ever endearing :) Warmest wishes always, my friend.. ~Susan

Gershon Wolf

June 14, 2020 at 6:28 PM

You're not too bad yourself, my dear!! :)

Susan Ashley

June 14, 2020 at 5:34 PM

Lol! You're such a cut up, Gershon/George Wolf/ Washington CARVEr ;)

Gershon Wolf

June 14, 2020 at 4:41 PM

I don't know if my wit is as sharp as your RAZOR wit, my dear!! A very cutting comment you wrote, if I may say so. ~ Gershon/George Wolf/Washington CARVEr

M. L. Kiser

June 8, 2020 at 5:38 PM

Ooh, he should've been more careful. Enjoyed.

Gershon Wolf

June 9, 2020 at 10:46 AM

Maybe, although it's so easy to fall asleep in the barber's chair, esp. when the haircut takes a while! Thanks, M.L.

Jennifer Proxenos

June 8, 2020 at 11:23 AM

Imagine that happening to a woman, but she is sharp and alert when she goes to a hair dresser, she would definately go into hiding if she was made bald! That is when my heart goes out to woman who are cancer patients and have chemo, they feel so self conscious and all I want to do is go up to them and hug them. Blessings

Gershon Wolf

June 8, 2020 at 2:54 PM

Hugs, Gershon

Caren Krutsinger

June 8, 2020 at 6:02 AM

I have two grandsons who have razor cuts, they look like they are ready to enlist. One is five, the other 13. This poem made me smile on their behalf.

Gershon Wolf

June 8, 2020 at 2:54 PM

Ha, ha! I got a homemade haircut too. lol. I look like an 'Idunnowhat!' :) gw