Peter Dome Poet Free verse

Why Oh Why Oh My

Why do we always get a huge spot
On the end of our nose before a date
And the we turn up much too late
Why do things always break down in three's
And get sea sick on the sea
Can't find the car keys in a hurry
Why do I always worry
Why is it when your in the bath
The telephone always rings
And when you search for something
You can't find anything
But find something you left before
Why are lectures such a bore
Why is the grass never greener on the other side
And why does the movie Bambi
Always make you cry
Why do I have such hairy legs and such hairy thighs
Why don't we get a suntan on our eyes
Why does my computer always go down
Why is it such a battle shopping in town
Why do women wear skirts
Even when it's bitter cold does it hurt
Why am I always the last in the que
And have so many people frown at you
Why do we always burn a cake
Why can't I float like a butterfly
And dance swan lake
Why do we get dust bunnies under the bed
And after a drink or two
We get a pickled head
Why are banana's bent
Why can't I ever pay the rent
Who is Bill I send my money to
Why do I have to take my teeth out to chew
Why do I always run out of toilet paper sat on the loo
Why do pigs run about naked and roll in the mud
I'd do the same thing if I could
Why are my girlfriends always insane
Why is my little toe in so much pain
Why can I only ever find one sock
Why is so difficult when pickled to turn the lock
Why do my feet stink
And my underpants always come out of the wash pink
Why am I writing this
Any single women out there
Want a kiss

Ar well such is life, damn hard without a wife.
And so darn lonely




Peter Dome.copyright.2014. July.


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July 14, 2014 at 7:45 AM Look for a woman, dear Peter. He who seeks finds. And then all the socks are paired.)) M.K. Peter Dome July 14, 2014 at 12:34 PM Thank you friend so true. great solution to the sock debate. take good care. my best wishes. Pete.

Andrea Dietrich July 13, 2014 at 10:18 AM She even had the odds against her. It's easier for men to find women, then vice versa, there are more single women out there I believe looking than there are men!! Peter Dome July 14, 2014 at 6:51 AM It might help if I could leave the house. I can't. so it doesn't make it easy. I have met so many women who tried to get me into bed in minutes of meeting. I was shocked and told them I wasn't tired. but it was an eye opener. I just wanted someone you could keep for at least 2 minutes and wanted me for being me. thank you, take good care. Pete.

Andrea Dietrich July 13, 2014 at 10:17 AM I love how you snuck in there the part about wanting to roll naked like a pig in mud. hahaha. Good one, my friend. Do like I told you. Visit the dating sites. There are a LOT out there looking. Believe me. I have seen the websites with my widowed girlfriend who got lots of dates and found herself a new man quite quickly! Peter Dome July 14, 2014 at 6:46 AM Alas not all women are like you.most of my girlfriends have been insane. I finished with a girl once. went on a worldwide dating site, and who was the first person I saw? you guessed it. One hopeless born cursed romantic alas. thank you take care. Pete . sure your married? just a thought.

Vera Duggan July 12, 2014 at 7:50 PM Oh! Why can I not write good poetry, and Why can you not find a wife, very good Peter, love every line, great work, Take care.............Vera............ Peter Dome July 13, 2014 at 7:07 AM Your poetry is equsite I love it!. yes I wondered why I haven't been snapped up. Women just go for the wrong man, bad boys, but I'm not a bad boy, 'really.' thank you so much take care, my best wishes. Pete.

Regina Mcintosh July 11, 2014 at 11:46 PM Your poem reminded me of when I worked at the post office - the postmaster called me the why girl because I asked why about everything!!! Interesting read. I enjoyed it. Thank you. and Happy writing!!! :) Peter Dome July 12, 2014 at 8:28 AM Hi Regina so good of you to stop by. thank you so much. Well if you don't ask, you don't get anywhere. there's just so much to learn in a post office anyway. take care. thank you. Pete.

Jan Allison July 11, 2014 at 2:18 PM Peter this is simply hilarious and Oh so true I chuckled from start to finish. hugs Jan xxx Peter Dome July 12, 2014 at 8:34 AM Thanks Jan that's great. so glad you enjoyed it. It's all true. life is so full of frustrations. take care my best wishes. Pete.

Sara Kendrick July 11, 2014 at 1:46 PM There is the perfect woman for you but it is your job to find her..Thanks for stopping by..Sara Peter Dome July 12, 2014 at 8:36 AM Thank you Sara. I've tried just met the wrong ones I'm afraid. thank you so much best wishes. Pete.

Tim Smith July 11, 2014 at 7:56 AM lol....I love recurring sock and pickled....They want a kiss but not from us....cheers my friend Peter Dome July 11, 2014 at 8:01 AM Hi Tim hope your ok today. yes like the sock scenario life is full of angst, and why's?. I came up with a great chat up line to get girls, if all else fails, just say,'' I'm a multi millionaire. find that helps .thanks mate take care. Pete.