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Why Mary Is So Contrary

Mary had a little lamb and the doctors were amazed, And everywhere that Mary went the media remained crazed. Mary was overwhelmed with offers that to her each day were sent, She started out by fighting fame but then went and hired an agent, He put her on the talk show circuit to chat with Oprah and Ellen, They wanted to know who the father was but Mary wasn’t tellin’. It’s not that she was ashamed really, of the beast that sowed his seed, She feared that none would believe her if she said who’d done the deed. It seems she lived in St. Louis and it was their football team that she adored, But no one could possibly ever conceive that a Ram might actually have scored.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 11/28/2011 11:22:00 AM
Here I am looking for your Song of Solomen and coming across all these other gems. This is such fun Tony, your wit defies description!
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Date: 9/3/2011 12:14:00 PM
This really made me laugh Tony. Cute as a button. God Bless, JB
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Date: 9/2/2011 6:40:00 PM
Watch our for them rammy sheeps, great variation on the story :)
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Date: 9/1/2011 9:27:00 AM
St Louis Rams have a defensive end named 'Oh You.' I'm betting on him. Fun poem.
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Date: 9/1/2011 7:49:00 AM
Ha! lol I guess this explains it all, huh? ;)
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Date: 9/1/2011 7:05:00 AM
Enjoyed your wit this afternoon Tony, thanks for the smiles ;) btw about that write of mine it is sad when people are forced to choose between the ones they love and everyone else.. Happy that you have no regrets about the choice you had to make ;) Wilma
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