Why Is Red Tape Red

Why Is Red Tape Is Red

Now why would you say red tape is red.
All I wanted was a form to be signed.
First It had to be copied, so I was led
To a copy machine without a mind.

After a few tries, the machine did work,
And I went on to the desk for the stamp.
The clerk was filing her 2 inch nails,
But I waited for the little t…..

From there I was directed to a department chief.
He smiled and said  “We’re closed.
Come back at 3:00 and we’ll help you out.”
And then he just scratched his nose.

At 3:00 sharp I returned to the line;
A red headed girl gushed over me.
All at once I didn’t really mind.
If I got bogged down so very sweetly.

So guess that’s why red tape is red;
I married the girl with the bright red head.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Kendrick Avatar
November 21, 2017 at 1:06 PM
Ahh!! Good one..Enjoyed reading yoru work..Thanks for the visits to my page..Sara
Harris Avatar
August 16, 2017 at 9:25 PM
I like your little rhyme.
Dietrich Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 6:23 PM
what a charmer this is!!
Allison Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 4:07 PM
Great humour Sunlite I found the tale very entertaining:-) hugs Jan xx
Chircop Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 12:52 PM
Haha : )..Very entertaining with a great ending after all the hassle.
Pasky Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 11:02 AM
What an exceptionally entertaining story put in the form of poem...with a great surprise ending!
Smith Avatar
January 7, 2017 at 1:38 PM
Fun stuff Sunlite, thanks for the read...
Turner Avatar
January 6, 2017 at 9:17 PM
Once again, beauty calms the beast (at least until bedtime) Great story, left me smiling:)
Wanter Avatar
January 7, 2017 at 11:16 AM
A fictional beast, Daniel. Smiling, too.
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