Why Is Clay Aiken? (

Is it an ankle sprain Is it muscle strain Did he hurt his back Is his shoulder out of whack I am so worried, I can't stop my hands from shakin' I must know Why is Clay Aiken? Did he fall and hurt himself I am deeply concerned about his health He has money, so the doctor will make house calls He is prescribed some extra strength Tylenol If the doctor believes Tylenol will help, he's sadly mistaken Fans want to know Why is Clay Aiken? He had to stop his world tour, the pain became too much Now he searches the world over to find that one doctor with the curing touch His fans await with abated breath Him not on tour is worse than death The suspense is torturous, fans hearts are breakin' Medical Universities scramble for an answer to the question, Why is Clay Aiken?