Why I Don Not Use a Tablet

It looks so cute, you decide to take it home. You so thought that a new toy would amuse, And that is when you first begin to moan. That little finger pad, it does confuse. As you begin to move it to and fro, Ease of use? That really has no merit. Was hard to line it up and make it stay, You let go gently for just a minute. You have no control of where it lingers, When suddenly o’re the flat screen it sails. ‘Twas not made for crooked ageing fingers, Nor if you have long lovely pretty nails! I want to hear a keyboard soundly click, And then hear how many letters I pick!