Why I Do Not Drive a Jaguar

A wealthy fool once came to me Change it now, change it all Change all these pipes Sir that would be fifteen thousand In lieu of his ego, mine came running too Only give me a minute Let me weigh up this dilemma And lo! A small adjustment needs Get the wrench and got it right A lowly plumber with vast experience strikes That would be all of three hundred sir But there was no way That he could pay For five minutes fixed Ah, but subsequently learned Its immoral to leave fool with his money And so traded in my ride For a much quicker donkey Accounts are easy too Its : inky pinky ponky