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Why I do not drive a Jaguar

A wealthy fool once came to me Change it now, change it all Change all these pipes Sir that would be fifteen thousand In lieu of his ego, mine came running too Only give me a minute Let me weigh up this dilemma And lo! A small adjustment needs Get the wrench and got it right A lowly plumber with vast experience strikes That would be all of three hundred sir But there was no way That he could pay For five minutes fixed Ah, but subsequently learned Its immoral to leave fool with his money And so traded in my ride For a much quicker donkey Accounts are easy too Its : inky pinky ponky

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Date: 12/1/2017 4:38:00 AM
Your poem made me smile indeed Jannie - thanks for spreading your humour...Maria
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Date: 11/24/2017 12:44:00 AM
This is so kooky and wacky, somebody was in a good mood when they wrote this. I got the giggles from it. Love ... CayCay
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Date: 11/20/2017 9:10:00 PM
So ha ha funny ... lol! Ooh, your serrated wit cuts deep, Jannie. Best smile hot buttered melted poem I've read today. You are a jewel of a poet, my dear friend. Only love and more loving blessings to you.
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Jannie Breedt
Date: 12/1/2017 8:24:00 AM
You are such a charmer with words that ooze delight. Thank you my friend. I love you too
Date: 11/20/2017 11:11:00 AM
Happy you are able to cary off humour considering your situation.
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Jannie Breedt
Date: 12/1/2017 8:23:00 AM
Im alive here and the craziness is all around. Your writng pen has delivered some astounding work. I left a trail of comments
Date: 11/18/2017 1:38:00 PM
A fun piece.
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Date: 11/17/2017 6:17:00 AM
Hey nice to see your writing... Your poem made me smile..
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