Why Daddy Says We Must Visit Grandma
I prob’ly should not be a snitch
I’m worried my Grandma’s a witch
Cos I overheard
My dad use that word
He’s spot-on; I’ve seen her nose twitch!
In secret she’s called the old bat
(I must keep that under my hat)
When we get out the car
I must smile at Grandma
And avoid her hissing black cat!
Her kitchen exudes a foul smell
Dad claims that it’s her latest spell
When she mentions food
We’re not being rude
but exit her witch house from hell!
I think she’s dad’s mother in law
I have heard the phrase used before
Her real name is Fanny
I must call her Granny...
She’s loaded, my parents are poor!
Dad’s hoping when Gran kicks the bucket
We’ll live in her house in Nantucket
So I must visit her
And put up with cat fur
When Gran gives old candy I suck it!
9/6/19/
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