Who You Callin' Fattie-A Limerick

There was an old woman called Hattie
whose hubby's name for her was fattie.
So she cooked his goose
hung him from a noose
then buried him in a cow pattie!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Duncan Avatar
April 16, 2014 at 7:10 PM
great limerick :) Happy Easter .
Callus Avatar
April 14, 2014 at 5:15 AM
Very witty! much enjoyed :) // paul
Johnson Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 6:37 PM
A great limerick. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
Onclaud Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 5:58 PM
good for him, lol... congrats, deb.. huggs!
A  Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 12:42 PM
Lolololololo, love it Deb, Congratulations, enjoying the win. *SKAT
Johnson Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 11:57 AM
I'm a little scared Slim. :) You rocked this. Btw. My grandma's name was Hattie. Peace. :)
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 10:14 AM
This was very funny Deb, Congrats on your win......Hugs.....Roger
Mehta Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 5:22 AM
Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor,deb
Dietrich Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM
Hi, Deb. the meter was a bit irregular but the content was funny. Just had to put this one on my list!! Congrats in my contest.
Smith Avatar
March 9, 2014 at 1:57 PM
This is beautiful Deb..Great Limerick !!!
Andresen Avatar
March 9, 2014 at 1:56 PM
..... an old NASTY woman called Hattie!! - A well done limeric Deb .... I have never written limeric .... however, like to read them ....fun :) - (I'm bad to rhyme in English) - thank you for the nice visit on my last poem. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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